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Deval Patrick, our Governor, has recently endorsed Warren saying that people don't care about the Cherokee issue.
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Well Deval, I'm a person, and I care.
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So right there, you are dead wrong .... Mr. Smarty Pants Governor. And you obviously don't care that people lie about their minority status. But then again, you've got it made.... nobody could say that you're not an African American.... because you look like one.
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Warren is another story. If she walked down the street with an eagle feather headdress and a tomahawk smoking a peace pipe, nobody would mistake her for anything more than she is... a lilly white, mid-western caucasian, slightly neurotic, liberal woman.
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Liz....If you want this issue to go away, quit lying about it. Admit that your "family tales" were wrong and that you shouldn't have told the colleges to light up their Affirmative Action numbers by hiring you.
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I don't blame the Cherokees... I wouldn't want you to side up with me if I was a card carrying native either.
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But this could be your lucky day, Professor Warren. Because today you are going to receive a rare gift... free advice from the Mountain of a Man.
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Here's exactly what you have to say to get this stupid issue behind you. Say this word for word and then shut the fuck up about the whole subject.
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Here goes.
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"Obviously I'm not a minority. And I should have never allowed some crazy family rumor that can't be substantiated to be a reason to check a box that I'm an American Indian. But it happened, it is stupid, I'm sorry about it, and I ask you if I can be forgiven for this bad indiscretion and you evaluate me for what I would like to do as Senator for the Commonwealth. I'm sorry, and I would like the permission of the electorate to move on."
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That's it Liz. Stop the Bullshit about you are proud of your family and your heritage. Every family has a bunch of Lunatics in it and your's is obviously no exception.
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Maybe you'll still lose... I know I won't be voting for you....(I'll be voting for a real Brown man) but at least you will salvage a little integrity and could move past this ridiculous situation
Lojoko Said...7:35 PM
Right on Sitting Bull!
