Joedee Fawsta

Peeps...
I think I'm losing my mind!
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Everywhere I go, this woman follows me.
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She calls me on my cellphone... Constantly!
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Doesn't stop emailing either.
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And she parks a white BMW 640i Gran Coupe outside the front of my house and just peers at the door.
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Everywhere I go, everything I hear... It's Joedee Fawsta, Joedee Fawsta, JOEDEE FAWSTA.
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Right now, as I type this, Joedee Fawsta is in my driveway making obscene gestures.
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I can't take it anymore.