Meterological Explanation

Peeps....
For the last two winters, snow has been negligible here around Boston.   Really no accumulation, unlike the year previous when we were constantly buried.
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I would like to personally take credit for this situation.
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Two years ago, in the midst of heavy snowfall, I shelled out significant dollars to buy a heavy duty snowblower, after years of holding out and waiting for Tommy O to save the day with his.
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Naturally, since I bought that unit, snow has ceased to fall.
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So the Universe is calling me out.   But at least Boston benefits.
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Maybe Global Warming has been caused by all of the Snowblowers that have been sold in the 21st century.  It's a scientific fact that the Eark has gotten warmer with the current proliferation of Snowblowers.
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Al Gore should check it out, but he's probably too busy counting his Al Jheezera Score.