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"I want to do a romance inside of you."

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"In Kazhakstan we have many hobbies: disco dancing, archery, rape and table tennis..."
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"If you come back with me to my country,(....) I will give you television and remote control..."
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"Englishman must have a hobby. Some like to collect the stamp or make jam. But the most fun is to kill a a little animal with a shotgun or rip him up with a wild dog."
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"There is land of opportunities in US of A. For man, construction work, taxi driving and accountancy. For woman, as a prostitute."
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"In America, women can vote but horse cannot! It is the other way around in my country."
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