Ponce de Leon...

...didn't know jack about the fountain of youth.
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Here is my prescription.

• Allopurinol for Gout.


• Lisinopril for High Blood Pressure.


• Aspirin for everything.


• Fish Oil Capsules for (not really sure).


• Pepperoni Pizza with extra cheese, extra pepperoni for stress.


• Reading Runner's World for exercise.


• Single Malt Scotch (Lagavulin is the King) for anything.

Do this faithfully, and you too can feel like you are 48 again.
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Screw you, Ponce!