The List of Truth - a New Nanepashemet Service

Everyday, in every way, I'm getting better and better.
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It's true Peeps... and to demonstrate this, the Mountain of a Man has a new Blog feature.... a page to the right dedicated to an organic and growing list of Nanepashemet Truths and Facts..

So now... before you send me a neurotic vm, text, or email, please consult this list and your pathetic inquiry may be already answered, and you won't have to wait to contact me.

Here's the current sample and there's a lot more to come.

• The Shroud of Turin is a true image of Jesus Christ.
• UFO's and Extra-Terrestrial Beings exist.
• Liberals who label others as racist are struggling with their own psychological beliefs.
• Climate change exists, but it has nothing to do with Republicans.
• We dodged a bullet when the people of Tennesee prevented Al Gore from becoming President.
• Abortion is Capital Punishment to unborn human beings, legal or not.
• The Pyramids are not tombs, but are undiscovered advanced ancient techologies.
• God has no preference for either straight or gay people.
• Christian leaders who interpret the will of God have lost their way in the Universe.
• Some Psychics have true ability to foresee the future, others are phonies.
• No race of humans is morally better than the other... given the same situations and technologies, each would exploit the others in the same fashion.
• All religions pervert the path to God that humans strive to take.
• Barach Obama is a product of hope and redemption for past racist policies of America.
• Reincarnation is real... we've all been here many times.
• BigFoot is real... so is the Loch Ness Monster.
• Every living thing has the spark of the divine, but some people are consumed by evil.
• There is no such thing as eternal hell.... the Hindu's have it right.... Earth is the place to work off offenses to the Universe that you have committed.
• It is a lot more terrifying to be born than to die.
• The underlying state of life is a feeling of daily pure joy.
• Revenge is pointless and self destructive.
• Everything happens to everybody according to God's Universal Plan.
• Every skill takes discipline and practice... we are always bad before we get good.
• Honesty to yourself and others is the highest virtue.... but everybody tells lies everday.
• Liberals Feel, Conservatives Think... the world needs both kinds.
• Everyone should have a cat or a dog.
• Mountain climbing is a stupid sport.
• The Bible should be two books... the Old Testament is a tribal record with some crazy stuff, and the New Testament is the Chronicle of a Perfect Master.
• Male child molesters should be castrated.
• Obamacare is an idea executed with extreme incompetence.
• The President and his Family are not royalty, and we should not pay for more than one reasoable vacation per year.
• Republicans stand on their own... Democrats need a Village.... our society needs both.
• Struggling against Obesity is a big improvement over dying from malnutrition.

Enough for now.

I would recommend checking the page for new entries daily.... some of you should look hourly.