Woods with Woody

Poor Tiger.
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Having sex with all of those Hot Babes.
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It must be terrible for him.
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If I were him, I'd just concentrate on my putter.... see if I can straigten out my drives with my woods.... so to speak.
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OK, cheap humor.   But do you want me to keep blogging about Al Gore?????  This Tiger thing will get tired soon, so we might as well have a little fun with it for awhile.    I'm sure he'll find a way to console himself.
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My recommendation for Tiger is to get out and golf..   Swing the freaking club to remind people what you are really famous for.  And keep your woody in the bag for the time being.

Tuna Lips said...

Sound thinkin' there, Kemosabe. I'd also reccomdentate that he take into considerin' producin some dirty movin' picture shows. I got a rolerdecks of starvin' actresses lookin' for they break into the biz. Got a steady supply of crank to keep them on their toes and workin' cheap, too, i does. With his eye fer talent and my stable of phillies free of open sores, we could take Howleewood by storm!

Maria Rowen said...

Poor Al Gore...Tiger is getting all the attention as more and more women come out of the 'Wood'work...This story has legs...lots and lots of legs...and apparently...lots and lots of breasts...Tiger you big Cheetah...David Letterman is on your side and waiting for your call...