Cool Script for Matt Damon

You know Peeps... you never can show your vulnerable side.  Just as I lighten up on the evil liberal Damon, and confess that I like his acting and movies..... I get blindsided with this....
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http://www.boston.com/politicalintelligence/2012/05/damon-affleck-krasinski-hosting-elizabeth-warren-fundraiser/D4uyO5j3nqnHJXLp04sFQJ/index.html?p1=News_links

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If you click on this link, you'll see that Damon is coming to the aid of the Poser Pocahontas, Elizabeth Warren.
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How's this for a script, Matt?? .....

A tough savant from Southie, gets a job as a janitor at Harvard.... then tells everyone he's an Indian and qualifies for a job as a law professor.  He runs for US Senator and gets crushed like a bug by a "Brown" man.   The downtrodden "Brown" man gives Matt a broken down pickup truck and Pow Wow Damon heads west to a casino on the reservation... never to be seen again.
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.......Fade to Black.
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You have to admit, Matt ... this has Oscar written all over it.
You like Apples?   How do you like them Apples?
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I should have never let my guard down.