Thursday, April 19, 2012

Poontang Purchase

All of you Peeps who have been asking me about this Secret Service Colombian prostitute fiasco.... what am I?... some sort of Hooker Etiquette Expert?????
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Seems the Secret Service Agents who were sent to protect the President and the Secretary of State received services and disputed the bill.  In Colombia, prostitution is legal, so a charge was made of snatching the goods... so to speak.
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Since the goods that were snatched happened to involve some snatch, there's been a lot of consternation on the part of Northern Hemisphere moral legislators who wish to get to the "bottom" of this issue.
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All I know is that in Colombia, you must pay for poontang when purchased.... period.


How easy would it be to plant a bug while a bunch of flat-tops high-five each other between 'OH' faces? Probably just left a tape recorder under the bible in the drawer.



1 comment:

Doug said...

How easy would it be to plant a bug while a bunch of flat-tops high-five each other between 'OH' faces? Probably just left a tape recorder under the bible in the drawer.