Wednesday, July 04, 2007

Bring It

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Farts don't bother me much. Everyone eventually has to fart. But seeing someone eat their boogers always embarrasses me. You definitely have made the wrong choice at that time. Then there is the combination of the two. Very unsettling for proper society. At all costs, never do it at the Club.
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Just had to be said.

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Are you feeling a little saucy today? Feel like being a bit loud and obnoxious in public? Feeling like you have no problem getting it on with anyone?
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What a coincidence. Me too!! Obviously I'll practice self restraint and respond only in kind.

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