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It's time to start to turn this tanker around. Set a new course for commerce and prosperity.
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Sometime today, this Blog will receive a hit for the forty thousandth time. 40,000 times people have sought out Nanepashemet for one pathetic reason or another. What really irks me is that not one of you "suspects" have ever sent me a dime to support this oasis of insight and rationality.
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It's not that I haven't asked.
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I am 100% in favor of capitalism. Let the money come and go. It's not like I would take your contributions and invest them in stocks or something.
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Be assured that your money would be recycled in the most worthy of places.
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- Like buying extra cheese, garlic and pepperoni pizza from Vesuvius of Marblehead.
- Like purchasing bottles of Lagavulin, the King of Scotch, Stephan's Ginger Beer and Black Seal Rum from Beacon Hill Imports at the Community Store.
- Like keeping the garage full of meranti mahogany and red cedar from Moynihan Lumber for those beautiful Nanepashemet boats.
- Like ponying up for rounds of Bud and Miller High Life for the Peeps at the Gerry Club.
- Like stocking up on paper towels, 48 rolls of toilet paper, and 7,000 packets of Splenda from Costco.
- Like late night purchases of power tools that I will rarely use from Amazon.com.
- Like dining on the world's best lobster rolls and Sam Adams at the Boston Yacht Club.
I'm doing my part to keep this economy going. You can too.... by contributing to Nanepashemet.
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