Party Planning

Going to Costco this afternoon to get provisions for the Thanksgiving Eve Bash. I vastly prefer Costco over BJ's even though I've never been to BJ's. BJ's has a stupid name.
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The Food menu is shaping up thusly.

• The Best Buffalo Wings in Civilized Society
• White Trash Balls for the Crawford Boys
• Mike Nestor's Renowned Clam Chowder
• Joanne's Gasless Chili
• Salami and Provolone Cardiac Calzone
• Macaroni and Cheese (the staff of Life)
• Fruit and Cheese for the Diet Conscious
• Cucumber and Dill Breads for the less messy preference.
• Various types of Beer and Wine
• Seagrams and Cider
• Lagavulin

No, we don't take requests, or variations. Don't bring your own forks... we have plenty.
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If you come late, you will miss it because the food goes fast.
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Then all that is left is drinking, and loud and obnoxious behavior.
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I can't wait.