However....

Katelyn and Jay owe me a bottle for drinking my supply in North Conway.
Tom D. owes me a bottle for losing a wager.
To date, neither bottle has appeared. This is shocking and dissapointing. Naturally, my patience is being stretched to the limit as the nights take on a tinge of fall chill - a chill that only can be comforted by the King. Regardless, it's important to take the high road.
I'm sure that my attitude toward Kate, Jay and Tom will not be altered by this gross oversight on their part. I will not think less of them, no matter how long the insidious situation persists.
LAGAVULIN™ TASTING NOTES
Food suggestion: Delightful with a fine Roquefort cheese and biscuits.
Taste style: Complex. Dry and smoky with a big body. Sweetness at first turning to darker smoke (coal) at the close. Perhaps some saltiness too.