Happy Birthday Mike

 It's my youngest son, Mike's, birthday today.
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He turned out pretty good, didn't he?
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I'm wicked proud of him.




Joanne and I are blessed to have brought three good people into the world.  Now it's their job to do the same thing with our Grandkids.

Scumbags and Payback

Ran into some scumbags at a local restaurant during dinner tonight.  One thing about scumbags is that they sometimes have a hard time looking at you in the face.  At which time, said scumbag also turns into your Bitch.
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And speaking of Bitches.... Payback is one.  You screwed with the wrong group of people.
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So enjoy your dinner Scumbags.  Payback is a Bitch and this is just the start.
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Plenty of time left and a lot of territory to cover.
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Bitch.

1. Tuna LipsApr 22, 2012 01:24 PM

   Loves me a good hatin' on someone rant, all venom spittin' and the like.

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   B-PopsApr 22, 2012 03:54 PM

   Here's looking at you, kid. I thought I was the only official A-hole notifier and jerk identifier working full time. It's a never ending load and I can use some help carrying it.

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Poontang Purchase

All of you Peeps who have been asking me about this Secret Service Colombian prostitute fiasco.... what am I?... some sort of Hooker Etiquette Expert?????
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Seems the Secret Service Agents who were sent to protect the President and the Secretary of State received services and disputed the bill.  In Colombia, prostitution is legal, so a charge was made of snatching the goods... so to speak.
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Since the goods that were snatched happened to involve some snatch, there's been a lot of consternation on the part of Northern Hemisphere moral legislators who wish to get to the "bottom" of this issue.
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All I know is that in Colombia, you must pay for poontang when purchased.... period.

Doug Said....Apr 20, 2012 05:19 AM

How easy would it be to plant a bug while a bunch of flat-tops high-five each other between 'OH' faces? Probably just left a tape recorder under the bible in the drawer.

Happy "Nucks"

Apparently, this group of White, Middle Class, Amateur Hockey Players who prefer to call themselves "Nucks" are quite content with themselves.
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Congratulations "Nucks" on whatever it is you are so happy about.

Open Minds

So I'm driving back from New Haven, licking my wounds from the neighborhood meeting where I try to explain to the nice folks why a 125' tower would be ok near their homes....
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Normally I take much more abuse at these affairs than was dished out last night.
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And it goes without saying that a Mountain of a Man has thick enough skin to endure the wrath of the oppressed multitudes.
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But even I can get a little down in the dumps, a couple of hours into a three and a half hour drive home.
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Luckily, the Sox game against Texas was on the Connecticut affiliate of WEEI and I was able to catch the last half.
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Course... Boston lost 18 to 3.   I believe that this was my fault.  I never should have listened to the game in my mental condition and obviously caused the horrendous loss with my negative mojo.
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Youkilis struck out four times.... but that was Bobby Valentine's doing for daring to say that he didn't look right the other day.  A BoSox Manager should never speak about what he actually sees to the open minded Red Sox Nation.

Almost Whine

You would think that dealing with big companies, who have many minions, each dedicated to a single task, would make thiings easier and more efficient.
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Once again.... you Petulant, Posing and Painful Peeps would be woefully wrong.
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It seems like even the simplest task involves layers of complexity with multiple checkpoints, and the task drags on for weeks... or months.
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Meanwhile.... the poor schmucks who are doing the work...ie Nanepashemet Telecom and other hapless vendors.... get placed firmly in the darkness as resources grow thiner and thiner.
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Does this seem like I'm whining????
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If it does... that would be impossible, because a Mountain of a Man like me, doesn't even know how to whine.   Although, if I did.... I would.... whine about this.

1. Pisc saidApr 17, 2012 06:16 PM

   Their job is to find grounds for delaying payment, and then to pay less than agreed to. It's unethical and effective.
2. Maria Rowen saidApr 18, 2012 04:46 AM

   As long as you whistle-while-you-whine, this p-p-p-peep, will keep-on-peepin’-on…

Unlikely Story

A Black Muslim Boy, grows up in Indonesia, goes to College at Columbia and Harvard, begins his political career in Chicago with crazy radicals, runs an antipoverty agency, becomes a state senator, becomes a US Senator and is elected President of the United States. You've gotta love this story... regardless of your political persuasion.

Starving Poet said.....Apr 16, 2012 04:35 AM
That is why many voted for him, the poetry of it.

"What... Me Worry?"

Everybody runs into Alfred E. Neuman once in a while.
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If he's your Friend, you couldn't care less.
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If he's your Boss, you love him.
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If he's your Business Partner, you're screwed.
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I don't even know if they still publish the satirical magazine, "MAD" that Alfred sprung from.  We used to read it cover to cover when we were kids, some skaty eighty years ago.

Jim L. saidApr 17, 2012 03:16 PM

Still published, more pricey and pales in comparison to those great mags in the mid 60's.



Proof of a Proper POTY

We rented our North Conway condo to Brendt D'Orio and his trophy wife, Kerry this winter.  They paid the rent and left the place immaculate.
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How good is that!!!  Not that I had any doubts whatsoever.   I didn't have to do any due diligence on the D'Orios since I knew Brendt since he was a Mite Hockey defenseman.   They are a class act, but it's nice when you continually see the evidence updated.
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Kerry happens to be the POTY of this pathetic Blog this year, and this does nothing to mar her reign.

Yelping for Yale

Tomorrow, it's another sojourn to New Haven County.
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If I could live anywhere in the world, New Haven, Connecticut would be right behind Astana, Kazakhstan... number 874 of the list.... although Astana has a real nice arts district.
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So I don't really look forward to the trip.
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But it's all about this collection of green papers with pictures of dead President's on them that I am trying to accumulate in obscene amounts so that I can retire in a style of which I hope to become accustomed.   Yep... there's money to be made down in gritty New Haven, and this Mountain of a Man won't let a little thing like gas prices stand in the way.
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I'll be down and back with some billable milestones before you can say "Yale Bowl".