Still Trying to Get Trump

 Not for nuthin'.... But..... the MOAM is sitting here this Sunday morning, sipping my special clove and turmeric Coffee, and shaking my head at what went down last night at the White House Correspondents' Dinner up at the Washington Hilton.

A 31-year-old lunatic named Cole Tomas Allen rolls in from Torrance, California – award-winning teacher, they say – packing a shotgun, a handgun, and a bunch of knives like he's auditioning for a bad action movie. He blasts through the lobby, opens fire, and tries to sprint straight into the ballroom where President Trump, the VP, the First Lady, and half the Washington press corps are halfway through their spring pea appetizer.

Chaos.

People diving under tables. Shots echoing. But here's the thing: the Secret Service didn't miss a beat. They swarmed that guy like it was their job (because it is), took him down cold, and hustled Trump and the bigwigs out safe and sound. One officer took a round but the vest did its job – thank the good Lord for modern gear. Nobody dead, nobody even seriously hurt except the shooter himself getting cuffed and hauled off to Howard University Hospital.

Now the MOAM has to ask the real questions, huh? After Butler, Pennsylvania, you'd figure every checkpoint would be Fort Knox. How does a lone wolf (Trump's words) get that close with that kind of arsenal in 2026? Is it just one sicko, or is all the nonstop hate and poison in the media and from the usual suspects finally boiling over into real action? Either way, once again the President walks away untouched while the bad guy eats carpet. Call it what you want – divine protection, elite training, or plain old American grit – but it's clear: this country ain't done with Trump yet, and evil ain't winning tonight.

The Secret Service agents who ended it in seconds? Absolute heroes. Trump's quick presser afterward? Pure class under fire. This wasn't just a "shooting incident" – it was another reminder that freedom has enemies, but it also has guardians who don't blink. Boston Strong. America Strong. What do you Peeps think? Lone wolf or something darker? Drop your take below – keep it civil, no nonsense. The MOAM is listening. MOAM out... for now.