Wednesday, February 28, 2007

GD Anniversary

Today is the anniversary of my severance from GD. As part of the terms of my relatively lucrative severance agreement, I was not supposed to say anything bad about General Dynamics, or recruit their staff, or work for some of their competitors for one year.
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As if a multi-billion dollar defense contractor had anything to fear from me. But now the year is up.
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I wouldn't worry if I were them. They owe me a pension and I want them to be around when I retire.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

A Haiku

Three card montey with
words in holistic blather
where facts flee to ether

Anonymous said...

Another Haiku

Breath like warthog's ass
as spittle gathers around
Pie hole with no shame