Wednesday, April 04, 2012

A Coakley Croaker

So AG Martha Coakley is going after Tim Cahill, saying that the former Treasurer enriched his chances in the Governor's race by the improper publishing of Lottery Ads, that he administered during the last Massachusetts Gubernatorial campaign.
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Er... Martha.  How do you figure that the pretentious Cahill enriched himself?
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Didn't he lose the freaking election?    A poor job of enrichment I would say.  Aren't you supposed to gain some riches if you're enriched?
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And aren't you, Martha, possibly gaining a whole lot of publicity by this frivolous lawsuit?  Seems to me that the power and resources of your department could be much better used in the public good other than this shameless crusade to gain camera exposure.
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It would be nice to get a strong AG candidate to run against the disingenuous Coakley, who, BTW, has apparently disclosed that she would be seeking the office again.    She really has got to go.
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I'm no fan of Cahill....  But the foolishness of Coakley continues to make me appreciate Scott Brown a whole lot more these days.

Tuesday, April 03, 2012

Kardashian Kulture

Anyone who says that Kim Kardashian has no talent obviously hasn't seen this photograph.

She has beautiful fingernails.

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I wonder if she can sing?

Monday, April 02, 2012

Gagging on Perky

Fans of this pathetic Blog know that I generally loathe watching  Good Morning America, and watch only out of habit, a need for self flagellation or a sick combination of both.
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I realize there is a pathological flaw in play here, but it is what it is.
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So I didn't think things could get worse with this aggravating morning show.... but they did.... Big Time.
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The Female Basketball Player Anchor who cries alot decides to take a two week vacation from the biased midget, George Democratonopholos... and who do they give the slot to?    Not a deserving reserve from the weekend edition like Brianna Golddigger.   No.
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They bring in possibly the most obnoxious, self-righteous, pretentious ego-maniac that the liberal media has ever upchucked.
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Yes... that would be Katie Couric.
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I had to stop typing for a while there because of the wicked gag reflex that always kicks in when I even think of Little Miss Perky.  
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This is going to be a tough two weeks.


Tuna Lips saidApr 4, 2012 03:59 PM
I betcha she bleaches her rose bud. Hooooooey! Likes me some o' dem spicy vittles!

Sunday, April 01, 2012

Happy Birthday Joanne

Bought a chain saw sharpening machine at Harbor Freight Tools yesterday.  Then I sharpened the chain on my chain saw and cut a wood pallet that was in the back of the Ford F150 when Dale and Gail walked by and decided to have some Dark and Stormies with Joanne and I.
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One thing led to another, and before you know it, we were grilling lamb patties and making macaroni and cheese.
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It could have been worse.
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We could have been short on lamb patties and Black Seal Rum.
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But everything worked out fine.
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Today is my wife,  Joanne's, Birthday.  Not sure if she wants to reveal her age to you Panting Peeps on this Pathetic Blog.... but suffice it to say that she is freaking old.  I think she was seventeen when I met her and that was over  forty + or - years ago... so that's a clue.
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She's still good though.  A little different from the early days, but in many ways, a lot better.
Happy Birthday Joanne.  A lot of people love you and I'm one of them.

Friday, March 30, 2012

Lottery Winnings

$630M at stake tonight in the Mega Millions National Lottery.
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That's over $315M in lump sum after taxes.
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I bought two tickets and am feeling pretty good about it.
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If I win, I promise I'll do good things with the money.  I mean.. the first $315M goes to fund the government... so that's a good thing right off of the bat.  Right???
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And if I gave $1M to some random Peep, that poor bastard would owe the government about $500k right away.   Do you see a pattern forming?
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If I gave it all away to you, the gift tax would reduce it to $160M in your pocket.  And it you went crazy, and gave it to some other pathetic soul, that guy gets $80M after takes.  So going through three sets of hands, $630M would be reduced to $80M to the third receiver, with the government getting $550 Million.
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That's why, if I win, I'm going to keep the $300 million after taxes.... All of it.
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With everything over $300M I'll be partying, taking some trips,buying some toys,  and having a good time.  That's when you phoney bastards should stay close, because I'll be dishing out more cash than Michael Jackson in a kiddie park.
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After that binge, I'll  invest the rest in conservative securities.
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2% return on $300M is $6 million a year.  Course, I'd be giving $3M back to the government every year, but with the $3M left over,  I'll find a way to get by..... maybe pay your mortgage and give your kids an education trust fund.... but don't be asking, or you get nothing.
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When I die, the Government will get another chunk in inheritance taxes.
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Winning the Lottery can be damn depressing.

Redistribution of Wealth.

  This is outrageous.
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That young girl shouldn't be hogging all of the Legos.
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You go .. Mr. President.
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Correct this injustice.

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

The Competitive Market

It's the last week of the first quarter.
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Lots of my friends in big corporations are pushing to check boxes that will define their professional performance and drive the worth of their company in the stock market.  I have no problem with it.
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Our competitive market system benefits us all in the end, even though it's a rat race if you are in the middle of it all.
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I never priced a competitive project that I felt confident that it was a slam dunk that we would make a profit.  Yet, we usually find a way around the constraints and limitations.  Once in awhile, the customer is too unreasonable, and the squeeze is something that you don't think you will eventually get comfortable with.  I have no trouble bailing when that happens.
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But usually, the seemingly impossible becomes possible when you attack all of the angles.  That is how the market provides the highest quality at the lowest prices... and why government and government backed time and material industries.... are so incredibly wasteful.   
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In public bureaucracies and socialist systems, they don't have to work smart, they just have to cover their ass.

Sunday, March 25, 2012

From Trow and Holden

WEDGES AND SHIMS
(or plugs and feathers)

Most Stone will split cleanly if the proper breaking technique is used. Wedges and shims have been used for eons in the stone industry, and are still among the most effective tools for splitting stone. Here's how to use them:

    1. Drill holes along your split line at least as deep as your wedges are long and about 6" apart. For difficult splits, drill holes deeper and closer together. Your split line may be straight or curved.2. Insert wedges and shims into holes as illustrated. Make sure the "ears" face the direction you want your stone to split.
    3. Strike the wedges in sequence, firmly but without forcing. Wait a few minutes. Repeat until stone splits (clear the way!).



I spent the better part of today, doing this wrong.  I didn't drill deep enough and then pounded the hell out of the wedges.  Wish I read this instruction earlier.

Saturday, March 24, 2012

Fieldstone wall project.

We are starting the fieldstone wall construction on the side of the Sundance house.
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Dispite extensive research and the the purchase of several books on the subject matter, it simply gets down to the above graphic.... excavate and level the foundation, establish stakes and lines for the sides and top of the wall, place stones interlocking one over two and two over one, set aside the level cap stones for the top, reinforce large stones with small ones on the inside.
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We have to split some large stones first, then the wall will be ready to begin.

  • Waterfront Offerings
  • Land Offerings


  • Friday, March 23, 2012

    St. Nestor


    Hey... I didn't make this up.... I found it on the Web.   That's one good looking Saint though.

    Wayne's Words

    From my old friend from Eastern Jr. High and Lynn English High School....  Long time Melrose Zoning Board of Appeals Member, Wayne Webster.


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    The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again invited 
    readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, 
    subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. 

    Here are the winners: 

    1 Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which 
    renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time. 

    2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole. 

    3 Intaxicaton: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which 
    lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. 

    4 Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly. 

    5 Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that 
    stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, 
    shows little sign of breaking down in the near future. 

    6 Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the 
    purpose of getting laid 

    7 Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high. 

    8 Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit 
    and the person who doesn't get it. 

    9 Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are 
    running late. 

    10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. 
    (This one got extra credit.) 

    11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off 
    all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and 
    it's like, a serious bummer. 

    12. Decafalon (n): The grueling event of getting through the 
    day consuming only things that are good for you. 

    13. Glibido: All talk and no action. 

    14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem 
    smarter when they come at you rapidly. 

    15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just 
    after you've accidentally walked through a spider web. 

    16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that 
    gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and 
    cannot be cast out. 

    17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half 
    a worm in the fruit you're eating. 


    The Washington Post has also published the winning
    submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply 
    alternate meanings for common words. 

    And the winners are: 

    1 Coffee, n. The person upon whom one coughs. 

    2 Flabbergasted, adj. Appalled by discovering 
    how much weight one has gained. 

    3 Abdicate, v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat 
    stomach. 

    4 Esplanade, v. To attempt an explanation while drunk. 

    5 Willy-nilly, adj. Impotent. 

    6 Negligent, adj. Absent mindedly answering the door when 
    wearing only a nightgown. 

    7 Lymph, v. To walk with a lisp. 

    8 Gargoyle, n. Olive-flavored mouthwash. 

    9 Flatulence, n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone 
    who has been run over by a steamroller. 

    10. Balderdash, n. A rapidly receding hairline. 

    11. Testicle, n. A humorous question on an exam. 

    12. Rectitude, n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by 
    proctologists. 

    13. Pokemon, n. A Rastafarian proctologist. 

    14. Oyster, n. A person who sprinkles his conversation with 
    Yiddishisms. 

    15. Frisbeetarianism, n. The belief that, after death, the 
    soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there. 

    16. Circumvent, n. An opening in the front of boxer shorts 
    worn by Jewish men.

    Modes of Behavior

    I was talking to my friend, Bill Hillegas, this morning, and he told me that he that only has two operating modes.... an easy going, accomodating, generous and open mode.... and a demanding, take no prisoners, cross me and I will relentlessly drill you mode.
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    And there is no in between for him.
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    One of the reasons Bill and I have remained close is that we have a lot of the same emotions and seem to think alike.
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    I know exactly what he means.
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    It's always tough when people see you in the first mode, decide you are a push over, and wonder why the shit storm has started as they witness the next mode.
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    That can be a problem...



    Tuna Lips said...Mar 23, 2012 04:27 PM
    I got the same approach with the all too common "I am an entertainer" thinking stripper types.


    Sorry in Advance

    Peeps....
    This is going to come as a total shock to you....
    But I have a real weakness.
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    I try to be easy going and accomodating to people, but if I think I am being taken for granted...and then taken advantage of.... I turn into a real prick. 
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    Like a take no prisoners... prick.
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    Like a spare no expense, who gives a shit... prick.
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    Like a tenacious, never give up, balls to the walls... prick.
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    Like a non-stop, full speed til it's done.... prick.
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    Like a whatever name you want to call me, you're probably right , but I could care less ... prick.
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    Plus... like the stupid Irishman that I am... after it's all over, I still carry the grudge... prick.
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    Just ask the folks that I have worked with.   Half of them like me, and the other half thinks  I'm a real prick.

    Wednesday, March 21, 2012

    The Path Not Taken

    Ran into my old friend. Atty. Tom Egan yesterday.
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    Tom was one of my lawyers skatey-eight years ago when I was the Executive Director of the Lynn Housing Authority.  Our paths have intertwined many times since then, and I'm always amazed at the tremendous memory that Tom has of those days which now seem so long ago.
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    My route has been pretty circuitous since those old Housing Authority days, but Tom seems to have kept the course pretty steady in the property management field, and is really on his game.
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    Sometimes I wonder if I should have stayed in real estate... after the public housing stint, I had a great position as Executive VP of Crowninshield Management....but I set sail out of the safe harbors.
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    You can't look back.  Doesn't do you an ounce of good.

    Tuesday, March 20, 2012

    Cut the Bull

    Being a Mountain of a Man sometimes means that you have to put up with the Bullshit.   The worse kind of Bullshit is when the assholes who are Bullshitting actually believe their own Bullshit, and expect you to fill your plate with a heaping helpful.
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    Gets really tedious when they think you will buy it, just because they've sold it to themselves.
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    Years ago, the wise man said, "Money Talks, Bullshit Walks."  He was right.
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    As I've explained to you Peeps before... when someone tells you that "My Word is My Bond"... rest assured that you are about to be lied to.   Truthful people have no need to ladle out this kind of Bullshit.
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    So cut the Bullshit.


    Sunday, March 18, 2012

    Yardwork

    As the temps soared into the 60's today, Ryan got the hots to do some landscaping so we followed his lead and kicked ass in the yard until 3:30PM when rigormortis set in for me.   Beers on the deck cured any discomfort, and the yard looks freaking great.
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    Brian Stanton dropped by and downed a few with us.   It was a great afternoon.

    Saturday, March 17, 2012

    Happy St. Patrick's Day

    I'll be having a few Guinness Stouts today to commemorate St. Patrick's Day... a day when Irish celebrate being Irish, and everyone else wishes they were Irish too.
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    There is something about the Irish way of thinking, the way they can turn a phrase, their habit of answering a question with another question, the vibrancy of their music, their dark and long standing grudges, their stories that go on and on without a clear ending....
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    Not sure where the phrase..."Luck of the Irish" comes from.  There is a lot of unlucky shit in the history of the Irish.   But the ability of these people to overcome adversity and achieve success has been a documented circumstance time after time.   Some people might term this as Luck.
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    The Irish have a reputation for fist fighting.   This photo of my grandson, Ethan Nestor, has nothing to do with anything... but I thought I'd insert it into this post anyway.
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    Happy St. Patrick's Day.

    Lá Shona Naomh Pádraig ar

    Friday, March 16, 2012

    Purposefully Pounding Palin

    Last night, I took a little time from the salt mine routine to watch "Game Change", the HBO film about Sarah Palin's Vice Presidency candidacy.
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    Julienne Moore played Palin and the film producers made her up to look remarkably like the real thing.   Moore also seemed to nail her voice and characteristics.
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    And Woody Harrelson, playing a McCain Chief Political Advisor must have said half a dozen times that the Katie Couric interview was "Fair".   Ya Right...I'm sure the real McCain Campaign took it that way.   Don't get me started on the evil Couric.
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    Naturally, Sarah was portrayed as a dumb incompetent..... stupider than a lump of hardened modeling clay.
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     I didn't buy it.
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    She was the Governor of a State with an 80% approval rating among her electorate.   Seems like the Liberals must be pretty biased toward Alaskans.
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    Note to Liberals.... BIAS IS BAD.  Eskimos are people too!
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    However, I thoroughly enjoyed the movie.   Moore was totally hot playing the sizzling Hot Sarah.  That made up for all of the mind control liberal bullshit.

    Thursday, March 15, 2012

    A Pause for Prince

    This guy, Clovis Prince, just got sentenced to 30 years in prison for bank fraud.
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    The news is making a lot of waves in the wireless telecom world because Clovis was well known in the industry for inserting his company in front of major tier one contractors and carriers in a slimey scheme to have those major players hire all contractors through his company, thus giving them a checkbox that showed the number of resources from a "minority company."
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    Now he says his harsh sentencing was racially motivated.  He should know.  That guy has a whole deck of race cards and has used all 52.
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    I got to know him because my boss at General Dynamics was particularly smittened by Clovis and had attended industry functions sponsored by him.   My boss was big on preaching ethics, but otherwise, not too honest, which is another story.
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    Prince and I sat on a panel discussion during a conference in Las Vegas once.  I was sitting next to him, waiting for him to conclude his opening remarks and thinking about what I was going to say to the sparse auditorium audience, when Clovis mentioned that he had been in the wireless industry for 30 years.   That threw my thought process completely off, because the freaking industry was only 15 years old at the time.  As I recall, my opening remarks did not seem to evoke much interest from the audience.
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    I'm pretty sure that Prince recognized my disdain, and always looked at me sideways and called me "Nestor"   after that, while he continued to kiss my boss's ass.
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    I'm not really surprised at his demise.  I'm sure my old ethical Boss will deny ever meeting him.

    Anonymous Wild Bill Said....Mar 15, 2012 07:42 PM
    Well you can send a prayer message to Clovis through this web site.
    http://www.clovisprince.com/Guest-Book.html
    Messages will be sent to Clovis monthly. He will read them providing Bubba ain't taking up all his time.

    Aquaponic Revival

    I've been thinking of reviving my Aquaponics project that I scoped out a few years ago.  There is something really cool about raising fish and vegetables in a interactive organic system.... plus it could come in handy if I survive the Mayan end of days.




    The standard fish is Tilapia, but I'd love to stock the tank with Bass.
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    Must be spring fever.

    1. Bass are surprisingly interactive pets...Rip Bassford; 2000-2006.
    2. Tuna Lips Said....Mar 15, 2012 08:54 AM
      Looks somefin' like the rig ole Shoo Fly had back in North Memphis days, fer growin' reefer indoors, outside of pryin' eyes and such. Ended up torchin' halfa block of triple deckers. He had to split town right quick, bench warrants, you get the picture.

      Ole Shoo. Never was much good with jackin' 'lectricity offa the neighbors meter.



    Monday, March 12, 2012

    Believe

    The astrology web page that I've read every year for the past dozen years or so, www.cainer.com by the Brit, Jonathan Cainer, says that good things are supposed to happen to me this week.... because of the Grand Trine... where Jupiter, Venus and Pluto are geometrically lining up in some significant fashion.
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    Yet I still came up short in the big proposal that I put together last week.
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    WTF Jonathan!!!!
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    You better have a good reason for this slam because I can't see the good in it whatsoever!
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    Not that I believed in this Horoscope Bullshit in the past... but now I really don't believe in it..... unless things get super good pretty fast.


    Pisc  said....Mar 12, 2012 06:30 PM
    this is from Marilyn, the Inuit woman character on the Now old show Northern Exposure:

    There was a warrior who had a fine stallion. Everyone said how lucky he was to have such a horse.
    "Maybe" he said.
    One day the stallion ran off. The people said the warrior was unlucky.
    "Maybe" he said.
    The next day the stallion returned, leading a string of fine ponies. The people said it was very lucky.
    "Maybe" the warrior said.
    Later, the warrior's son was thrown from one of the ponies and broke his leg. The people said it was unlucky.
    "Maybe" the warrior said.
    The next week, the chief lead a war party against another tribe. Many young men were killed. But, because of his broken leg, the warrior's son was left behind, and so was spared. 





    ____________________________________
    Thanks Pisc.  Somehow I feel like the guy in this kayak.  Sometimes you shouldn't be on the water.

    Sunday, March 11, 2012

    POTW Week 10 - 2012

    Jill Lewis mentioned this afternoon that I seemed to have fallen off of the wagon with the Peep of the Week Selections for awhile.
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    An astute observation from the attractive Stevie Lewis Trophy Wife.
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    This pathetic Blog is over five year's old, and I used to have quite a streak in making the POTW selections week after week.  I never felt like it was an obligation, but was an enjoyable weekly pastime.
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    Yes... I know that some of you have a pathological obsession to seeing the weekly Blog feature.... but that's your freaking problem.  I can't be responsible for the escalation of reading this irrelevant ranting into a full bore addiction... like hoarding, shoplifting, or nymphomania.
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    Next thing you know, they'll be coming up with a medical term to codify the condition... something like Nanepashementia Syndrome.

    ANNOUNCING....
    Nanepashemet Peeps of the Week for the 10th week of 2012.


    Jill Lewis
    Phoebe Crawford
    Emily Ingardia
    Sue Sue Raiche
    Al Watts
    Scott Brown

    I can't be held responsible.

    Saturday, March 10, 2012

    Divas Drop By

    These two divas - Emily Angardia and Katelyn Nestor - will be dropping by tomorrow along with other fortunate Peeps for a little birthday celebration for Kate.
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    I'm sure I'll do or say something wrong and get immediately screeched at.... but I'm really looking forward to it.

    Friday, March 09, 2012

    Challenge to Be Met

    It's been a big week.
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    Nanepashemet Telecom has been exploding with growth and my time has been occupied in trying to catch up, support and accomodate this upswing in business.
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    In the old days at General Dynamics, I never had to worry about financing the new work that we won.... just how to implement it.
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    Now... Financing growth looms as a major challenge.
    ~
    Just in case you are thinking that the Mountain of a Man isn't up for it.... Naturally you are dispicably wrong....and probably have bad breath and a stong need for a hot shower.
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    This challenge will be met and conquered.... with all all appropriate humbleness and humility.

    Thursday, March 08, 2012

    Can't Make It Up


    I was feeling kind of bad about the lack of posts lately on this pathetic Blog... so I decided to make it up to you by posting a photo of myself.
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    This is a section of the Lynn English High School class of 1970.
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    yes... the Mountain of a Man is standing in the upper left hand corner of this photo next to my friend Phil Freeman.  He's the one with the Afro.  In High School, I was a white kid.

    Tuna Lips said.....Mar 9, 2012 11:34 AM

    Hows bout pointin' out the class slut.

    Friday, March 02, 2012

    POTW Week 9 - 2012

    When I used to work in Lynn, my Boss, Ed Calnan, used to have an expression that went something like this....  "Been hit with so many lefts, that I'm begging for a right."
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    Two weeks into this business Tsunami and those words have a logical ring to them.
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    On Monday morning, there is a big right winding up....

    ANNOUNCING.....
    Nanepashemet Peeps of the Week for the 9th Week of 2012.


    Bill Hillegas
    Patrick Piscatelli
    Maria Rowen
    Katelyn Nestor
    Jim Bob Peabody
    Tommy O'Shea

    Calnan also left me with the saying....."One More and We'll All Leave Together", which is one dangerous phrase.
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    He was a good Boss.

    Didn't See THAT Coming.

    He's working where?   For Who???
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    Holy Shit.  What the Hell is the matter with him?
    ~
    Would not have predicted that one.

    Thursday, March 01, 2012

    Shame on Me

    Fool me Once... Shame on You.
    Fool me Twice... Shame on Me.
    Won't get Fooled Again.


    Been there myself, Kemosabe. Damn tranny hookers.

    Tuesday, February 28, 2012

    To Do List

    I have a great "To Do" list on Excel.
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    But you know things are getting out of control when you are too busy to look at it.
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    To Do Lists only seem to work when there is not much to do, so you have the time to be organized.  These days, I only have time to look at the latest priority and the rest of the details seem to be going to Hell.
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    Can't really get too far into this, because I have a lot of stuff to do.

    Sunday, February 26, 2012

    Crime at Cook Street

    Last week in February during this snowless winter for Boston.  When I was a kid in Lynn, sledding on Suicide Hill in the Cook Street Playgound, this would have been a disaster.
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    Speaking of Cook Street.... two girls from English High School were caught on video fighting there for eight minutes or so last week.  They are being charged by the Police and the students filming are being disciplined by the High School.
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    Looked like a regular disagreement that used to happen all the time there.  Nothing special about the fracas and nobody looked too beat up.
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    Man... I'm lucky to have grown up there before the Internet was invented by Al Gore!
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    I would have been arrested numerous times.  So would my brother and most everyone I know from that neighborhood.   Statute of Limitations expired with plenty of time to spare for me.
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    Cook Street Playground had a lot of redeeming values. There used to be a tennis court there with no nets, poles or lines.   We played baseball for hours on end, arguing about every play, until the covers came off of the ball from hitting the pavement over and over.  Then we would tape it up with bull tape and keep playing.
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    There were a couple of basketball standards with hoops and no nets.  Someone would always make sure that a few bottles got smashed every night, tossed down from the stone walls that were erected in the 1930's during the WPA.....so shards of glass were the norm.  My Voit rubber basketballs used to get slashed until finally punctured when the nubs had worn down.
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    We used to climb those walls, and walk along the tops for hours.  The drop was twenty feet or so in places.   After blizzards, with snow drifts at the bottom we use to jump off, thinking that the snow would prevent any injuries.   Can't believe we didn't break our necks.
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    If the snow would melt then freeze, the tennis court became a rink and we all learned to play hockey on that crappy ice at Cook Street.
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    The two rival playgrounds were the Meadow, down by the Chestnut Street Projects and High Rock Playground.  I got beat up passing through both neighborhoods, so basically stayed clear.
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    I can see the kids like it was yesterday...... my best friend Stevie Connors and his twin sister Sue, who could always run faster than I could, their big brother Joey, Chucky Pappas,  Walter and Bobby Sullivan, the toughest kid there who beat up me and Stevie at the same time..... Mikey and Lenny Sinos, Teddy Gautreau, Bobby Frazier, Dicky Lunden, Rick Gilmore, Mike Cheever.....
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    The Black Kids..... Arthur Godfrey, Gary Roche.... lived two streets over on Jefferson Street  (we called them Negroes then in front of their face and the N word behind their backs.)  Instant altercation if you dropped the N word on them.   Gary taught me how to ride a two wheeler without my training wheels for the first time.
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    You were considered really tough then if you could take a Negro in a fight.   I couldn't.
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    It's a different world now.  Playground fights make it to the Boston Newscast.
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    If YouTube and smartphones were around then,  we would have been celebrities, and probably never allowed to graduate from High School.
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    Good Times.

    Thursday, February 23, 2012

    Nod Notions

    Peeps...
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    It's still not time to guide you with the Nanepashemet Nod for the Presidential Candidates.
    ~
    Even so... I've been thinking of it.... and it will not be without provocative challenges.
    ~
    Right now, nobody stands head and shoulders over the crowd for the NN.

    Newt... can't see handing someone the chief executive job who doesn't have the organizational ability to get on the ballot in his home state of Virginia.

    Ron Paul... too old, and too out there.  I hate to bring up the age thing, but when you get older, things get harder.... and I'm not just talking about sexual performance and memory loss.... there is a whole lot of other stuff. (Trust me... I know.)

    Santorum... Lost his last run for election as the US Senate incumbent from PA by 19 points.  What the hell was that all about????

    Mitt.... Undoubtedly the most accomplished and able of the bunch... the Utah Olympics performance was awesome.   But Romney has a problem relating and I feel like most people feel that voting against him is like "sticking it to the man."   Plus, I don't trust guys who dye their hair.

    BO.... Best guy on the planet in front of a teleprompter... but it's amateur hour everywhere else.  I truly wish this guy had an ounce of ability, but the country needs a more competent leader.
    ~
    So there it is.  A quandary if there ever was one.  But let's face it.... you have to be pretty weird to run for the job in the first place... a sort of ego maniacal narcissist who welcomes a daily dose of character assassination.
    ~
    I'll eventually figure this out.


    That Santaria feller couldn't get layed in a monkey hoor house with a bunch o' bananas. Ixnay fer him.

    Saturday, February 18, 2012

    POTW Week 7 2012

    Earlier, I explained to you that things were stepped up on the work front.  One thing I'm very thankful for is the weather this year... unseasonably warm and dry.  Snow and rain really screws up the works at Nanepashemet Telecom.

    Announcing....
    Nanepashemet Peeps of the Week for the 7th Week of 2012.


    JJ McBride
    Harvey Rowe
    Brenda Lewin
    Tyler Gill
    Adele
    Freddie Rios

    It would be cool if we could sneak through this winter, at least in my market area, with no significant snowfall.  Naturally, we'll have to put up with the global warming alarmists, but that is a small aggravation to bear.  Plus it's an election year, and they will be too busy writing works of fiction about the glory of our dysfunctional government.

    BusinessTsunami in Process

    I know that I've only made two Blog posts this whole week.
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    What part of "Business Tsunami" is it that you don't freaking understand?????
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    Nanepashemet Telecom is deluged with work and we are straining at the bit.  Plus, this is work from one of those big mofo international corporations who want you to take care of every little detail, who make you do things over because of their equipment malfunctions, and who think nothing of making you wait 90 days for your freaking money.
    ~
    There are some serious jumping through hoops going on so that some corporate bureaucrats can check boxes and show progress in a huge database, destined for some forgotten digital archive a couple of months from now.
    ~
    In Ninety days, we will be swimming in cash from this upswing, but until then, the theme of the day is "This Sucks".  As it is, I'm posting this from a site in East Bumphuck on the New Hampshire/ Massachusetts border, when I should be using this on-line time filling our forms and construction reports.
    ~
    So consider yourself lucky that I take the time to address this pathetic Blog.  Things could be much worse.

    Wednesday, February 15, 2012

    Smoking Habit

    I don't smoke.
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    I can tolerate cigar smoke, but can't stand cigarette smoke.  I wish I could because it would help me tolerate certain circumstances, but I am very uncomfortable around anyone smoking.
    ~
    So if you are my friend, and you smoke... rest assured that I really like you a lot or I wouldn't put in the effort.   I can't imagine what it must cost daily to maintain this, and I'm sure that the addictive nature of nicotine is mighty hard to deal with.
    ~
    Not only am I abhorrent to the smell, I can't stand to even watch people smoking.  Butts on the ground or in ashtrays are sickening to me.  Can't stand the smell on people and on their clothes and stuff.
    ~
    Over the years, there has been a public crackdown on smoking in restaurants and public places which has made things a lot more tolerable for me.   When I was in college, kids would smoke in class and use the floor to dump their ashes and butts.  Incredibly gross and dirty.  Not very friendly to the environment either.
    ~
    I truly wish that I could tolerate the habit, because it is not going away.


    Tuna Lips said.... Feb 17, 2012 07:02 PM
    Yer recent pontifikatin' gets some of us wonderin' if you might be goin' gay. Can we get back te buildin' rafts, char grillin' stuff and stickin' it to the man?!

    Sunday, February 12, 2012

    Whitney Houston

    Addiction to drugs, alcohol, overeating, tobacco.... these are the demons that we live with.
     ~
    All of these things are used to ease the heaviness of life.... dealing with the emotions, fears, and uncertainties that we all face during this trial on Earth.
    ~
    We all react with shock and sadness when those among us with the most visible gifts... wealth, beauty, talent... succumbs to the addiction. If it can happen to them, what chance do we ordinary mortals have?
    ~
    Seems like most addictive habits are a misguided attempt to control our own lives.... to reach out and create our own sense of happiness, good feeling and peace, however perverted.   It is when we give up control, when we surrender our fate to God, a Higher Power, or whatever you believe in... that you can escape this destructive behavior.
    ~
    Not easy to do.  R.I.P. Whitney Houston.


    Tuna Lips said...Feb 14, 2012 05:59 PM
    Use partial te hookers, myself.

    Saturday, February 11, 2012

    Portable Band Saw

    I hope that this Harborfreight Tool can fit the bill at Nanepashemet Telecom for cutting 6" galvanized steel posts. We'll see next week.Portable Bandsaw

    Bobbing and Weaving

    Peeps -
    I'm taking down the FreshAyer Countdown.  It's been up for well over 700 days, and we painfully watched it progress to zero.
    ~
    But, it's been 10 days since we have entered the Halfway House stage and everything is progressing nicely.  Gradually, in small steps, everything is returning to normal.   Our grandkids will never remember this... while we will never forget.
    ~
    You may have noticed that this Blog rarely tells you anything.  But rest assured that everything has been recorded, and will be disclosed if appropriate.
    ~
    When I was a young man, I used to think that we lived in a system that was ordered and structured by a well administered rule of law.... that you could follow a course of action and a moral way of life, and live freely and unmolested.... that you could depend on the government to dispense justice.
    ~
       Now that I have morphed into an old curmudgeon, my viewpoint has shifted considerably.  I now feel that we live in a kind of free for all... where the rules are made up as you go along,  that government exists primarily to provide jobs to check box bureaucrats, and you have to live by your wits to avoid being crushed by the competing interests who want a piece of you for their own checkboxes.
    ~
    Man... that sounds cynical.   But if you can keep bobbing and weaving, you can outlast the bastards.  It's in the bobbing and weaving that the vestiges of a free and fruitful life still exist.

    Thursday, February 09, 2012

    Karmic Action

    I was moved to consider the Law of Karma today.
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    My version of this cosmic statute goes this way.   "If you perform good deeds for others, good deeds will be performed for you, and if you are hostile and aggressive to others, then hostility  to you is the end result."
    ~
    When Jesus said to turn the other cheek to your enemies, it was practical cosmic advice.  It simply means that if you react to a hostile act with revenge and a similar response, you will continue a cycle of responses that can never bring harmony and peace to you.
    ~
    But if you break the cycle, by offering a peaceful response to a hateful act, you can escape the endless repetition.
    ~
    You don't have to worry about "getting back at people" for being wronged.  The Law of Karma takes care of that, and you don't have to lift a finger.  Each action has an equal reaction.
    ~
    Not that this "turning the other cheek" is easy to do.  It certainly seems that smashing the offender's head into a mass of pulpy protoplasm would be a far more desirable and satisfying course of action at times.   But that only sends your karma back in the wrong direction.
    ~
    God and the Universe has the whole thing under control.   Mankind doesn't come close to understanding or defining it.  So when somebody screws with you and yours, rest assured that they will get screwed in turn.  And let it go.

    Tuesday, February 07, 2012

    From Cell to Cell

    Someday I'll have a lot to say about the BOP.  But for now, I'll just have to keep my mouth shut and let this period pass.  Don't be surprised if you hear from Ryan soon though.   He's got access to a cell phone and is firing up the minutes after all these months.
    ~
    We had him hauling equipment today at Nanepashemet Telecom today.   Have to ease the boy back into society slowly.

    Monday, February 06, 2012

    A Remarkable American

    Only in America can a young Muslim boy, with a White American mother and Black Kenyan father, grow up in Indonesia, lose all his college transcripts, hang out with political radicals in Chicago, and get elected President of the United States.  It is a remarkable story.
    ~
    It doesn't matter what you think about his politics, it is a remarkable story.

    Patriots Aftermath

    It was a terrible night last night.
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    After the Patriots loss to the Giants in the Super Bowl, I donned my sleep apnea mask, fired up the CPAP machine, and settled in for what I thought would be a nice winter's sleep.
    ~
    The Super Bowl was an enjoyable game except for how it ended, with Harvey Rowe, TommyO and Linda dropping by.  Beers, chicken wings and chili were the center of the game cuisine.   I didn't pound down too many beers and felt fine when I retired for the evening.
    ~
    But a couple of hours later, I could have sworn I heard someone rummaging down stairs, so I leaped out of bed to do battle armed only in my tighty whities.  After thrashing around, I figured that the noise was a combination of  the ice maker and the furnace, so I resumed the effort to sleep.
    ~
    All that adrenaline apparently revved up my digestive system, and I had three quick and consecutive bathroom toilet  sessions.   By 4:00 AM, the sleep  effort was useless and I headed to the couch to see some back  episodes of "Homeland".
    ~
    I dawns on me though... and I have been thinking of this for some time now.... that if nothing else, it is incredible how our bodies take all types of organic concoctions though our mouths, and hours later, manufacture it all as piss and shit.   No matter what goes in, our body turns it into shit.
    ~
    We are shit producing machines.   Have a piece of cake?  You turn it into shit.   Have an apple?  You manufacture it into shit.   Have chicken wings, beer, and chili?  You turn it into a lot of shit, and basically screw up a night's sleep in the process.
    ~
    Just an observation.... I probably won't bring it up again.

    Sunday, February 05, 2012

    No Big Deal.

    So the Nod came up short.
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    Sometimes that happens.
    ~
    Don't make a big freaking deal over it.

    Galway Boats


    Super Bowl Nod is Given

    Peeps....

    Most of you know how eerily accurate I am when predicting the outcome of political races and sporting events... after I have bestowed the Nanepashemet Nod.  That's why I don't use this power often, and make the call only in situations of dire importance.  Like the Scott Brown - Martha Coakley US Senate race for example.
    ~
    There seems to be a lot of national  jealously and resentment against the Patriots - particularly Tom Brady and Bill Belichick.  Not sure why.  It is probably because of the steely determination that they bring to the game, and Brady's sizzling supermodel wife, Giselle.
    ~
    Well today, the Nod for the Super Bowl epic between the New England Patriots and the  New York Giants goes to our beloved Patriots.
    ~
    From the first set of downs, Tom Brady will be dialed in  and drill laser guided passes to his talented receivers, Welker, Hernandez, Branch and .... yes.... Gronkowski.  It will be a freaking rout that will put the tails of the Patriots naysayers squarely between their spindly legs.
    ~
    That's right... all you ESPN analysts can kiss my pigskin ass.  Pats are going to win and win big.  37-14
    ~

    The Nod has been Given... Let it be Done.

    Right On
    Of course I am hopeful the PATS will win. It will be nice to enjoy the Championship, but even better is shutting up all those out there currently hating on the PATS for really no good reason except they are jealous of our success.
    We are Good, We are BAD, Deal with it YO.
    TommyO

    Saturday, February 04, 2012

    Halfway There

    On Thursday, we headed out to the Wilmington Distribution Facility to pick up some spools of cable and pallets of telecom antennas and equipment.... six spools and 18 pallets in two trips with the F150 and the 18' flatbed trailer.
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    Naturally, when I was handed the first box that morning, I threw my back out and hobbled around like Quasimodo for the rest of the day.
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    Not that I was complaining of the pain..... those complaints would never pass the lips of a Mountain of a Man.  In fact, I sucked it up enough to drive that evening  to the Framingham Legal Seafood for dinner and Lagavulins with Hillegas, Brown and Elsier.
    ~
    But now it's Saturday morning, and the lower back is still aching like a mofo.
    ~
    I'm tempted to complain just a little....
    ~
    Hopefully things will loosen up by the time we visit Ryan in his new digs at the halfway house in Boston  this morning.


    Tuna Lips said...Feb 4, 2012 08:29 AM
    I rekkin' the first thing on yo boys mind is catchin' up on the philosophizing of yers truly. Weez is runnin' a test balloon of sorts on a new cable access show, "Wisdom from the Double Wide." we takin' this to the next level, like they'd does on ESPN.

    Friday, February 03, 2012

    Attention Spam

    Lots of you have been asking me about the TV shows that I've been watching lately.
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    There was a gap when the Boardwalk Empire season ended, but now Spartacus has resumed, and that is a marker for 10:00 PM on Friday nights.
    ~

    And I recently got into catching up with Homeland.


    This prissy peep prefers pleasant positive programming. Do ya think Ben the Bachelor will find love this time? Do ya?

    Wednesday, February 01, 2012

    Profound Thanks


    Last night, I went to the Bruins Game with my son Mike, and we remarked how quick the time seems to have passed.   That always seems to be the case when an ordeal is over.  This one isn't quite over, although the FreshAyer phase has ended.  There were times though, when this day seemed that it would never arrive.
    ~
    Appreciate all  the calls, emails and well wishes to us for this milestone day.  Someday, I'll write something profound that expresses how we feel about you who stood by us during this trying experience.  But right now, all I can muster is "Thank You".