Christmas Shopping

Most year's, I've gone with Joanne to the outlet stores in North Conway to do our Christmas Shopping. This year, she went alone because I have to meet Mike Rockett on the school rehab this Saturday.
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I find Christmas shopping to be fairly stressful.... and tiring. It's not that I don't like to do it, but there are things that I'd rather do.
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I doesn't matter, because I've already bought everything for her that she wanted. Every time she said that she might like something, I fired up the Web and bought it online. Right then and there from my couch. The UPS guy showed up with the stuff two or three days later, and I haven't had to move my ass.
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You've got to love the internet. What a freaking convenience!

Fancy Free

Friday Night. I'm home alone. Joanne is up at the condo in North Conway, NH doing Christmas shopping. You can't hear it or smell it, but I just farted.

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Just a nice, loud, smelly, masculine fart, with no spousal fallout. It's not a Ryan level fart. His are world class. But it was competitive.

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Then I noticed something.... No dirty looks. Even Isabelle and Ronick, my cats, didn't glance at me.

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I have farted with no recourse. A freeby.

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Cool!

Unseasonal

Sitting outside on the deck at Darwin in complete 60 degree comfort. Somewhat disconcerting for December 1.

Great Grandfather

What's your Great Grandfather's first name? That's your father's or mother's grandfather. I don't know either!
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That is a whole life that went by, directly related to your existance, and you don't know jack about him - even his first name.
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How important can our life's issues be if in less than 100 years, nobody will know if you even lived?
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Makes you wonder about sweating the small stuff, or taking life too seriously.
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"Try not to try too hard... It's just a lovely ride."
- James Taylor
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Just 400 years ago, thousands of Native American Indians lined the shores of New England. In less that 100 years, 95% of them were dead with no progeny - victims of European microbes. We have virtually no record of this rich culture - even the widespread decimation is theory and conjecture. That happened in a blink of our human existance - a relative nanosecond in man's time on earth. Right in the land that we dwell. All of their issues and experiences - like they never happened.

See 1491 by Charles C. Mann

A Rat's Ass

Don't give one.

Nanepashemet Peeps of the Week - 4

Can you feel the excitement? Some peeps lives will change tonight as they achieve the coveted, cherished, and richly rewarding status of being named a Nanepashemet Peep of the Week.
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Those of you who have experienced this status know of which I speak.
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Thanks for your nominations. Literally hundreds of emails received that even took a while for a mass delete. Naturally, I didn't read any of them.
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Now, without further ado (what the hell is "ado" anyway?) I now announce this week's NANEPASHEMET PEEPS OF THE WEEK.

• Emily Buttorff
• The Nurse Who Gave Me My Flu Shot
• Yang Sihamoni
• James Taylor
• Brayden Turner
• Kim Reny

For the vast amount of losers, the holiday season should be enough to shake off the dissapointment of not being named. For the rest of you chronically depressed losers, what can I say? There is still a chance in a million that you will be named next week. Don't give up hope.

Favorite Day

It's Thursday - our favorite day.
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Why?... Because Thursday is the day that we choose the Nanepashemet Peeps of the Week. I'm open to your comments for nominations up to 7:00PM EST when the life changing selections are made. Make sure that you observe the rules in your recommendations. (Annoying, Stupid, or Inspiring - not an Animal - not Dead - or automaticially in because of the gift of Lagavulin to me.)
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Good luck to all of the aspiring Peeps. And remember... most of you will still be losers after 7:00PM tonight.

James Taylor Gets it Right

The secret of life is enjoying the passage of time
Any fool can do it
There aint nothing to it
Nobody knows how we got to the top of the hill
But since were on our way down
We might as well enjoy the ride
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The secret of love is in opening up your heart
Its okay to feel afraid
But dont let that stand in your way
cause anyone knows that love is the only road
And since were only here for a while
Might as well show some style
Give us a smile
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Isnt it a lovely ride
Sliding down
Gliding down
Try not to try too hard
Its just a lovely ride
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Now the thing about time is that time isn't really real
Its just your point of view
How does it feel for you
Einstein said he could never understand it all
Planets spinning through space
The smile upon your face
Welcome to the human race
Some kind of lovely ride
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Ill be sliding down
Ill be gliding down
Try not to try too hard
Its just a lovely ride
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Isnt it a lovely ride
Sliding down
Gliding down
Try not to try too hard
Its just a lovely ride
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Now the secret of life is enjoying the passage of time

Marblehead Stripers

When this video was uploaded to YouTube.com, it immediately got a lot of hits, which I couldn't understand at first.
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Then it became obvious..... We are not talking Marblehead Strip Teasers, we are talking Marblehead Striped Bass.
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Perverts!!



As much as I am looking forward to winter, snow and embarassing myself on New Hampshire slopes, it was a fun summer fishing.

Full Swing

Looks like Operation Moonshadow swingss into full gear on Dec.13. Once we close, we'll have to implement full court press, Mike Rockett style, kick ass construction of the conversion to a first class pre-school facility.

Fat Attack

Feeling fat. Really Fat. I mean PHAT!
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I've got to find a way to get on the Cybex everday. Morning is probably the best option. By the time I get home from work, I'm usually pretty bushed and Joanne cooks too good to push it off and exercise beforehand.
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In the meantime, I feel tight pants, lard ass, big gut, FAT!!!

Flu Shot

Got innoculated today. Darwin gave us free shots. A nice gesture.