The Hour is Now.
I know that some of you live in anxiety for weeks before this date.... fretting, conspiring, praying, and hoping against all hope that you are either named the Nanepashemet Peep of the Year... or that you are spared the Honor/Disgrace.
Those who have been among the chosen are enshrined into a coveted/distained Brotherhood/Sisterhood that only they can truly experience.
Many of these people were profoundly changed during their POTY reign. Others think that they emerged unscathed yet are obviously affected at a deeply psychological level.... It just hasn't manifested as of yet.
Rest assured that the selection process was meticulously adhered to this year.... many were deemed truly worthy due to either inspirational or annoying happenstance... and the choice is never an easy one.
A complex and scientific algorithm has been developed to guide the selection this year.... vs. the old days when the MOAM used to flip the dice and broadcast the momentous decision. Many many factors have been considered.... none of which can ever be disclosed.
But since even I am getting tired of slinging this Blog Bull...... it is now time to disclose the fortunate/disparate selection.
ANNOUNCING the Nanepashemet Peep of the Year for 2015....
PAM GEORGIAN
https://www.facebook.com/pam.georgian
Don't be getting all slobbery about this Pam.... and for the love of God.... don't starting wailing "WHY ME, WHY ME WHY ME", as has so often happened in the past by the flabbergasted recipients of this incipient selection.
Your life has now profoundly changed, and it is time for you to start enjoying/enduring your reign until this time next year....when you will look back with appropriate amazement at the emotive and substantial power of the POTY.
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