I pulled this off of Facebook last night. Most of these rules were covered in the mandatory course for a Massachusetts Concealed Carry permit that I attended some time ago with a friend of mine.
If you own a gun, you will appreciate these rules... If not, you should get one, learn how to use it and learn the rules:
A : Guns have only two enemies: rust and politicians.
B : Its always better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.
C : Cops carry guns to protect themselves, not you.
D : Never let someone or something that threatens you get inside arms length
E : Never say "I've got a gun." If you need to use deadly force, the first sound they should hear is the safety clicking off.
F : The average response time of a 911 call is 23 minutes; the response time of a .357 is 1400 feet per second.
G : The most important rule in a gunfight is: Always Win - there is no such thing as a fair fight. Always Win - cheat if necessary.
H : Make your attacker advance through a wall of bullets .... You may get killed with your own gun, but he'll have to beat you to death with it because it will be empty .
I : If you're in a gun fight: (a) If you're not shooting, you should be loading. (b) If you're not loading, you should be moving. (c) If you're not moving, you're dead.
J : In a life and death situation, do something ....it may be wrong, but do something!
K : If you carry a gun, people will call you paranoid. Nonsense! If you have a gun, what do you have to be paranoid about?
L : You can say 'stop' or any other word, but a large bore muzzle pointed at someone's head is pretty much a universal language; and, you won't have to press 1 for Spanish/Mexican or 2 for Chinese or 3 for Arabic.
M : Never leave an enemy behind. If you have to shoot, shoot to kill. In court, yours will be the only testimony.
N : You cannot save the planet, but you may be able to save yourself and your family.
If you believe in the 2nd Amendment, forward to others you know who also believe.
"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history, when everybody stands around reloading". . . . .