Wednesday, December 12, 2012

End of the World Time

OK... I'm sure that most of you Peeps realize that the end of the world according to the Mayans, Nostradamus, Hopis, Merlin the Magician, Edgar Cayce, and others is supposed to be right around the corner.... Dec. 21, 2012 to be exact.  That would be about nine days from now.
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Peeps.... if we all go together in a cosmic cataclysm such as hit Brontosaurus and his Bros..... what is the big deal?????  If the Asteriod hits and takes us all out at the relative same time, then all of our daily machinations and worries will all be for naught.
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No drama, no revenge, no come-uppance, no triumph of ideologies, no happily ever after... all of those hours at the gym.... all over.  For Nothing. Nada.  Zilch.
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Our Destiny?  Poof!   No Trajedy, no Triumph.  Every one of  our. striving goals... Gonzo.
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Glad I never passed on the last piece of pizza.

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Monday, December 10, 2012

These Just In

$399,000 - 494 Lowell St in Andover - 1.15 Residential acres (50000 sq.ft.)
$595,000 - 7 Bradlee Road in Marblehead - 0.68 Residential acres (29660 sq.ft.)


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Hamilton-Wenham Land Opportunity

Tucked inside the beautiful seaside communities of the North Shore are the towns of Hamilton and Wenham.  When you think of these towns, sprawling country estates and cultured historic properties come to mind... as well as horses.
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Below are the current land opportunities.  Let Nanepashemet build your home in Hamilton and Wenham, Massachusetts.  Call us if you are interested in purchasing these fine properties.

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This listing has 3 photosx3 MLS #: 71399689 Status: ACT List Price: $229,000
236 Moulton St
Hamilton, MA 7.33 acres (319295 sqft) Residential Land
Remarks: THE RIGHT SPOT TO BUILD ENERGY EFFICIENT FAMILY OR RETIREMENT HOME. Beautiful, rolling 7+ acre lot with charming rural character. Approved 5 bedroom septic design. Active Order of Conditions. You simply need to pull a building permit. Close to Town and Train, in an area of strong value. Best current land value in Hamilton!
This listing has 2 photosx2 MLS #: 71360561 Status: ACT List Price: $440,000
947 Highland Street
Hamilton, MA 5.54 acres (241322 sqft) Residential Land
Remarks: Rare opportunity for house and horse barn development in heart of Hamilton equestrian community. Property includes large greenhouse and shed/barn in need of rehab. See staked wetlands border for limits on area of pasture and paddock.
This listing has 4 photosx4 MLS #: 71181301 Status: ACT List Price: $499,000
0 Birch Rd
Wenham, MA 14.49 acres (631184 sqft) Residential Land
Remarks: DRAMATIC PRICE REDUCTION: Rare Offering of Fourteen and a half (14.49) acre parcel in Wenham. Adjacent to Beverly Airport & primarily dry uplands (some wetlands on perimeter). Three to four possible single family lots. May also qualify for denser development under Wenham's Flexible Zoning and or SHOD (Senior Housing Overlay District) development project. Potential for non-residential airport use. Sold as "as-is" raw land. Buyer responsible for all due diligence, engineer and permitting.
This listing has 3 photosx3 MLS #: 70936624 Status: ACT List Price: $1,000,000
434 Asbury St
Hamilton, MA 7.84 acres (341510 sqft) Residential Land
Remarks: Terrific 7.84 acre,two parcel property currently siting two homes, one occupied. Sale includes 434 (1 acre) and 438 Asbury St.(6.84 acres). Bring your ideas for subdivision, 40B or other opportunity.

The information in this listing was gathered from third party resources including the seller and public records. MLS Property Information Network, Inc. and its subscribers disclaim any and all representations or warranties as to the accuracy of this information.
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Sunday, December 09, 2012

Broadened Horizons

Peeps...
You can't just sit in the house all Sunday, post stuff into Facebook to see if you can aggravate anyone, watch cable movies, fart in the couch, and get yelled at by your wife.
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You have to spread your horizons.
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So by 3:00 PM, I summoned the energy to put on my shoes and socks, pull over a sweater, meander out of the house and stroll down through Gerry Playground to the Stramski Beach.
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Salem Harbor was a panel of glass, punctuated by empty moorings and the occasional duck or sea gull.   It was freaking tranquil at the Beach and not another soul was around.  There wasn't a wave in sight and the water at the shore's edge rested placidly in one place, hardly shifting.  A clam squirted a thin fountain of water out of the course sand and the ducks kept a safe distance from me as I advanced to their position.  Even the ugly power plant across the harbor seemed to be acceptable in the calmness.
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Obviously everybody else was too busy sitting around and farting on their own respective couches. 
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Not your MOAM though.   My horizons were getting broadened until nature's call had me hot stepping back to the house.  I guess you could say that I was moved, then interrupted by the need for a movement.

Saturday, December 08, 2012

Working Out Workouts

So many of you Peeps have been asking me about my workouts at the Marblehead-Salem YMCA lately.... what's the big deal?   How can my workout routine be of any possible consequence to any of you???
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But I know that if I don't tell you, the whining and stupid annoying questions will keep up until they reach a roaring crescendo of mammothly irritating proportion.
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So here's what has been going on at the Y.
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At first the staff people were really nice and friendly to me.  Smiling and pretending to think my jokes and quips were funny and stuff.   But slowly their attitude has been changing to the point where they are now downright antagonistic and hostile.
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Peeps...  Is is my fault that their cheesy exercise machines can't keep up with my pace???  The treadmills are just too damn slow and the elliptical machines start to smoke and make funny noices after just a couple of hours on them.  And the bike pedals are all bent and twisted after just one Mountain of a Man pedal session.  Plus, they don't have enough weight on the barbells to give me any challenge whatsoever.
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So after just one morning workout, with the machines all bent, smoking and twisted, the Y staff gets all huffy and stuff. 
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So, being considerate to the feelings of others, I turned my attention to the pool for a little swimming workout.   The lifeguard seemed cheerful enough when I asked her for a lap lane to be assigned to me.
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Right off the bat, I get yelled at for using my signature cannonball entry into the pool.  Ms. Prissy Lifeguard didn't like a little splash coming her way it seemed.   Then, once I settle into my favorite stroke, the Australian Crawl, she starts all pointing and yelling at me.  I can't help it if my wake starts to wash everyone else to the side of the pool... and contrary to her curse words, those bubbles coming from my ass are not from farting.  It 's just the way the water courses past my body apertures and has nothing to do with internal gas.
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So there you have it.
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I can't workout with the machines, and have been banned from the pool.  And none if it is my fault.  Then, the people at the front desk whisper and snarl as I leave their precious YMCA.
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That's how my workouts are working out.

POTW Week 49

Peeps -
That earthquake in Japan this week has me a little queasy.
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Edgar Cayce  predicted that Japan would fall into the sea, and the Mayans and Nostradamus are also chiming in dire  scenarios that involve dramatic geological palpitations.
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I'm not worried or anything.... but that hasn't stopped me from packing some beef jerky, canned peaches and cans of Diet Coke in the Columbia Herreshoff Tender.  I'm thinking that if the sea suddenly rises, I should have enough time to unhitch the boat from the trailer, break out the oars and float out the surge.
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And don't be trying to climb into my boat.  I've warned you, so go prep up your own.

ANNOUNCING....
Nanepashemet Peeps of the Week for the 49th Week of 2012.

Wayne Webster
Peter Lojko
Lisa Panakio Rowe
Denise Kearns
Giselle Bundchen
Gail Johnson

Even though you can't get in the boat, if I row by, I'll let you hold onto the side.  Kind of like Leonardo DiCaprio  in the Titanic Movie.

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Friday, December 07, 2012

Chinese Take Out

It's Friday Night - Take Out Night
Feng Yang House is the Official Nanepashemet Chinese Take Out Restaurant of Nanepashemet.
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So we'll be calling in an Orda Fo Nesta.


Feng Yang House
 781-639-8386
 
Orda Fo Nesta
 
 
Chicken Finga
 $                                    6.50
Crab Rangoon
 $                                    5.75
Peking Ravioli
 $                                    5.75
Spare Rib
 $                                    7.50
Po Fri Rice
 $                                    6.50
Chicken Wing
 $                                    6.25
General Gau Chicken
 $                                  10.95
Garlic Noodle
 $                                    5.75
 $                                  54.95

Pick up in 10 Minute.

Climb on Board

Peeps -
You may have noticed that I have been trying to entice you with offerings for Nanepashemet to help you purchase land and build a new home for you.
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Very perceptive of you.
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It's not just that we are grubbing for business (which we are), it's also because we feel that real estate in this region is ready for a new surge. 
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This has nothing to do with Obama, or Fiscal Cliffs or anything political.  It has to do with the economic cycles that have naturally occured for decades in this country.  People get sick and tired of worrying and hunkering in, and start to spend and take risks.... and the economy starts upward.
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My own experience is that when a real estate  upswing is in full force, you have missed the boat.   The real winners are those who get it before the upswing is a newsworthy event.  Once people are rushing to buy, prices skyrocket.... which is a good thing if you get in now.
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So Peeps - these latest posts are really for your own economic well being.   Plus,... how cool would it be to do business with a Mountain of a Man???
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Nanepashemet specializes in waterfront properties and raw land development on Boston's North Shore.   Climb on board this train.



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Brand New Land Offerings - North Shore

$330,000 - 2 Melvin Ave in Beverly - 0.26 Residential acres (11320 sq.ft.)
$429,900 - 125 Bray Street in Gloucester - 3.18 Residential acres (138698 sq.ft.)
$239,900 - Lot 16 Off Webster in Andover - 1.34 Residential acres (58370 sq.ft.)
$239,900 - Lot 18 Off Webster in Andover - 1.38 Residential acres (60112 sq.ft.)
$289,900 - 858 Johnson Street in North Andover - 1.09 Residential acres (47480 sq.ft.)
$249,900 - 65 Beaver Pond Road in Beverly - 8.56 Residential acres (373265 sq.ft.)
$169,000 - 4 Wolf Hill Road in Gloucester - 0.34 Residential acres (14845 sq.ft.)
$169,000 - 3 Wolf Hill Road in Gloucester - 0.6 Residential acres (26245 sq.ft.)
$209,000 - 2 Wolf Hill Road in Gloucester - 0.38 Residential acres (16665 sq.ft.)
$200,000 - 3 Howard St in Ipswich - 0.93 Residential acres (40563 sq.ft.)


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Call Nanepashemet to Build your NEW HOME.


Thursday, December 06, 2012

Magnolia Land


Magnolia, MA is where Manchester gently morphs into Gloucester.  It is a village renowned for its tranquility, which you would find here if you wanted Nanepashemet to build on one of these exquisite land offerings for a home metiulously planned and crafted to meet your individual requirements.
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This listing has 3 photosx3 MLS #: 71420844 Status: ACT List Price: $349,900
15 & 17 Ocean Ave
Gloucester, MA 1.23 acres (53578 sqft) Residential Land
Remarks: Estate lot with 1.23 Acres in prime Magnolia location. Consisting of 3 adjoining parcels 15 Ocean Ave, 17 Ocean Ave, & 6 Lake Rd. Walk to village & Gray's Beach. Build large single family, Possiblity of 2-3 units, perc for 7 bedrooms.
This listing has 1 photo MLS #: 71304576 Status: ACT List Price: $389,000
6 Westbrook Lane
Gloucester, MA 6.51 acres (283575 sqft) Residential Land
Remarks: MAGNOLIA LAND FOR SINGLE FAMILY HOME. This 6.51 acre parcel has an approved 6 bedroom septic system. Build your home in a private wooded setting that abuts an additional 54 acres of "land locked" land.

The information in this listing was gathered from third party resources including the seller and public records. MLS Property Information Network, Inc. and its subscribers disclaim any and all representations or warranties as to the accuracy of this information.
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Essex Land

Essex, Massachusetts is the birthplace of the Fried Clam... and it's still the best place to eat them.   So it just stands to reason that it would be cool place to live, which it is... with all of the seaside ambiance of a historic New England village, but highly accessible from Rt. 128 and 95.
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These three great home sites are currently offered in Essex.

 
 
MLS #: 71072862
Status: ACT
List Price: $295,000
21 Lufkin Point Rd
Essex, MA
0 acres (0 sqft) Residential Land
Remarks: Prime EssexLocation, two lots, presently an abandone structure on conforming 30,000 +Sq. Ft. lot, with an additional 17,000+/- Sq Ft. lot on opposite side of the road. There is aa approved Septic Plan and well site.
MLS #: 71413433
Status: ACT
List Price: $325,000
59 Choate
Essex, MA
4.01 acres (174676 sqft) Residential Land
Remarks: 4 Acre approved building lot with private setting in area of other large new construction homes. BOH approved septic plan for construction of 5 bedroom home. New well installed with fresh water and excellent flow rates. Building permit in hand. No builder tie in. Bring your contractor and start construction.
MLS #: 71258944
Status: ACT
List Price: $349,000
69-11 Choate Street
Essex, MA
4.24 acres (184694 sqft) Residential Land
Remarks: Private estate lot with 4.24 acres of land. Fantastic views of marsh and Castle Neck. Approved design for 5 bedroom septic system and installed well included. No builder tie-in. Builders package available.

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