So this is the time that you have so impatiently waited for all year. Ever since Tommy O' Shea achieved the ultimate honor/disgrace.... the Nanepashemet Peep of the Year for 2011.... speculation has been rampant as to who will succeed him in 2012.
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But first a word about Tommy O.
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His reign was regal as his career soared at that foreign corporation that he works for, and he served as an anchor for his long suffering wife, Linda. And it all capped off with the highly successful launch of the
TommyO Fashion Line in the Nanepashemet Blogging Apparel Store. Both the
TommyO Tank Top and the
TommyO Taking Out the Trash Bathrobe were killer sales items that had the Indonesians working overtime and bitching constantly in their cheap labor production sweatshop.
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So Tommy will be a hard act to follow.
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Course all of the former POTY's served with distinction as their lives were transformed for better or worse during their dubious POTY reigns.
- Tom McMahon ~ 2007
- Lauren Rathbone ~ 2008
- Michael "Murph" Murphy ~ 2009
- Jeremy Johnson ~ 2010
- Tommy O'Shea ~ 2011
And now the mantle must shift to another individual, who undoubtedly will be testament at this time next year to the almost metaphysical transformation that the Nanepashemet Peep of the Year title conveys.
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So without any further a do do.....
ANNOUNCING.....
Nanepashemet Peep of the Year for the Year 2012.
Kerry Russell D'Orio.
As you know, it would be taboo to disclose the reason for this solemn selection, and I dare not even approach the topic given the effect that it could have on the balance of the Universe.
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So don't be sending me any "Why, Why" incantations. The deed is done and is forever scribed into the firmament.
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OK???? So that's it. All done. Hang in there Kerry. It will be a roller coaster year for you.
Kerry Russell D'Orio said...
OMG! After a day of ripping it up on the bunny slope like Linday Vaughn and
celebrating my daughters 8 th birthday I have found out that I am peep of the
F'n year!! I can guarantee that I have been annoying and fun. Tommy O ( cue
orgasm voice) is a classic. I have some big shoes to fill. I will order me up a
plush Tommy O bathrobe and write my acceptance speech. Happy New Year!
Kerry Russell D'Orio