After my highly successful sales lunch this afternoon, I cruised over to Costco to pick up some wholesale discount Christmas presents.
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I always overspend there, but maybe it works out in the long run. After all... I won't need another bottle of Listerine for the next six months. And I still have that huge bottle of Tums antacids that I bought last year. Plus I ran into SuperPeep. Brian Butler and showed him the special gift that I bought for Katelyn.
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Tis the Season to be Jolly....
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Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Monday, December 14, 2009
Tiger the Duck.
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I don't want this blog to be "ALL Tiger, ALL the time".
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But some of this stuff just screams to be said.
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Like him asking us to be understanding with him as he tries to patch things up on his $22M yacht. Sure, that will get a lot of understanding and pity. He has to get out there, make a statement that he has a problem, and start swinging his golf clubs.
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Spill your guts Tiger. Your efforts to gain privacy are having the complete opposite effect.
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Believe me, most people will forgive you for having sex with beautiful women.... as long as you pledge future fidelity to your wife and admit your mistakes and weaknesses.
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Everybody has a bump in the road. You have your money because you are the world's best golfer, not the world's best guy. Right now, you're a sitting Duck.
James Morrison said...
Next comes the tale of performance enhancing drugs. Guy got pretty buff following the knee surgery. Mickelelson lost his boobs as well. Lump him in there.
Burn the whole sh*thaus down!
Stick a Fork in It.
Usually, the Telecom business gets really heated up at the end of the year, as carriers strive to meet their build plans, thus gaining executive bonuses. This year seems different and I am definitely sensing a winding down. Which is fine with me..
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Anytime this year ends will suit me well.
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Even though business was good and next year is looking very promising, all the other stuff that hit us this year... people dying, careers lost, marriages ending.... makes me more than willing to put this year in the archives.
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I'll bet that Tiger feels the same way.
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Don't get me wrong. A Mountain of a Man like me never lets anything get him down. And I truly believe that all happens for the best in a cosmic sense.
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But I'm still anxious to stick a fork in this year.
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Anytime this year ends will suit me well.
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Even though business was good and next year is looking very promising, all the other stuff that hit us this year... people dying, careers lost, marriages ending.... makes me more than willing to put this year in the archives.
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I'll bet that Tiger feels the same way.
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Don't get me wrong. A Mountain of a Man like me never lets anything get him down. And I truly believe that all happens for the best in a cosmic sense.
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But I'm still anxious to stick a fork in this year.
- ...and surely you'll buy your pint cup...and surely I'll buy mine...let's raise the cup and say goodbye to two thousand and nine...Slainte Mohr!
Sunday, December 13, 2009
Pleasant Surprizes
Last night, before we went to the Blue Ox restaurant in downtown Lynn, we had cocktails at Maria Rowen's Swampscott apartment with Lisa and Harvey Rowe and Lou Panakio.
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It was a nice gesture by the Tuna Lips Antagonist, Maria, but I didn't expect her to pull out all the stops. Which she did when she had a bottle of Lagavulin Single Malt Scotch Whiskey ready and waiting on her kitchen counter.
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That is pure class.
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So was the dinner at the Blue Ox. I was expecting a pub food menu and atmosphere, but it had the taste and the feel of a high end Boston location. Hats off to owner, Charlie Gaeta and his partners.
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Although I was a little disappointed that I didn't run into some old Lynn guys, we did see some Marblehead people that I hadn't seen in a long time, including Chris D'Orio, one of my all time favorites.
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But the surprizes didn't stop last night.
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When we returned from our Fresh Ayer trip this morning, Tommy O'Shea dropped by with a bottle of J&B and a bottle of Dewar's White Label that he had in the house. Tommy isn't a scotch drinker, but he can hold his own with anyone if Coors Light is in the mix. To be sure, these are blended scotches, and not Lagavulin, but it's the thought that counts.... not the Scotch.
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Maybe I should buy him a six pack of Coors.
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That is pure class.
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So was the dinner at the Blue Ox. I was expecting a pub food menu and atmosphere, but it had the taste and the feel of a high end Boston location. Hats off to owner, Charlie Gaeta and his partners.
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Although I was a little disappointed that I didn't run into some old Lynn guys, we did see some Marblehead people that I hadn't seen in a long time, including Chris D'Orio, one of my all time favorites.
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But the surprizes didn't stop last night.
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When we returned from our Fresh Ayer trip this morning, Tommy O'Shea dropped by with a bottle of J&B and a bottle of Dewar's White Label that he had in the house. Tommy isn't a scotch drinker, but he can hold his own with anyone if Coors Light is in the mix. To be sure, these are blended scotches, and not Lagavulin, but it's the thought that counts.... not the Scotch.
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Maybe I should buy him a six pack of Coors.
- sound o things we oughts ta give you a merry honika greetin'.
Saturday, December 12, 2009
Giving It Up.
So Tiger Woods has left the tour in order to try to patch up his life after all the infidelity and stuff. Who would have thought that golf had that kind of side effect???
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Golf does have all sorts of sexual double entendres running through it..... .what with Putters, Drivers, Woods, Holes, Ball Washers and such.
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It's probably a good idea for me to quit golf now too.
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I don't want to get all promiscuous and start screwing around with beautiful women every chance I get.
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So it's official. I just can't risk playing and have all that happen to me.
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I'm quitting golf too. For the time being.
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Golf does have all sorts of sexual double entendres running through it..... .what with Putters, Drivers, Woods, Holes, Ball Washers and such.~
It's probably a good idea for me to quit golf now too.
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I don't want to get all promiscuous and start screwing around with beautiful women every chance I get.
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So it's official. I just can't risk playing and have all that happen to me.
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I'm quitting golf too. For the time being.
Friday, December 11, 2009
POTW Week 50
Do you ever start to feel really upbeat and psyched up for no particular reason?
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That's how I've felt for the last couple of days and I'm not quite sure why.
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Maybe it's because we have been meeting our business committments and looking at a very positive start to the new year.
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Maybe it's because I have the best grandkids in the world.
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Maybe it's because my new Bluegrass Banjo that Joanne bought for me is even cooler than I anticipated.
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Still not quite sure. But it's damn better than being down and depressed for no particular reason.
Maybe it has something to do with my new meds.
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That's how I've felt for the last couple of days and I'm not quite sure why.
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Maybe it's because we have been meeting our business committments and looking at a very positive start to the new year.
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Maybe it's because I have the best grandkids in the world.
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Maybe it's because my new Bluegrass Banjo that Joanne bought for me is even cooler than I anticipated.
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Still not quite sure. But it's damn better than being down and depressed for no particular reason.
ANNOUNCING.....
Nanepashemet Peeps of the Week for the Fiftieth Week of 2009
William Bulger
Jai Singh Khalsa
Al Lane
Katelyn Nestor
Alex Watts
Bucky Sides
Maybe it has something to do with my new meds.
Photo Shoot
So one of out survey engineering contractors forgot to label the access utility poles for 12 cell sites that we are running fiber to this week. What is a Mountain of a Man like me to do??? Get into my truck and drive around Masshusetts taking photos of utility pole id's???
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That's exactly what I did..... all day today.
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Being a Mountain of a Man means that you are not afraid to take on menial jobs to get the project on track.
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Not afraid to do it, but danm pissed that I had to do it.
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That's exactly what I did..... all day today.
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Being a Mountain of a Man means that you are not afraid to take on menial jobs to get the project on track.
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Not afraid to do it, but danm pissed that I had to do it.
Thursday, December 10, 2009
Side Effects
Changed my meds today. That dry hacking cough that was aggravating Joanne so much wasn't due to a cold or flu virus, but had it's source as a side effect of the high blood pressure pills that I was taking.
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So, even though my blood pressure is under control, I have to move to a new med that will abate this side effect.
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I still take a pill for gout everyday. Never want the "toothache in a toe" to reappear. That was freaking agony.
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Thank God that Lagavulin doesn't have any side effects.
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So, even though my blood pressure is under control, I have to move to a new med that will abate this side effect.
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I still take a pill for gout everyday. Never want the "toothache in a toe" to reappear. That was freaking agony.
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Thank God that Lagavulin doesn't have any side effects.
Wednesday, December 09, 2009
A Considered Decision
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No.... I haven't decided to throw the highly coveted Nanepashemet endorsement to either candidate yet. I'll be patient and watch each closely before I move to tip the scales.
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It's not easy bearing the responsibility of determining our next United States Senator. So I can't be impulsive. Appreciate if you would back off while I deliberate. Believe me, you will be the first to know when I convey the cherished Nanepashemet Nod.
- Ise agree. Round the Peachstone mobile court, weez have a group that reglarly convivifies around the boob tube to watch the latest adult entertainers on the STD playin' machine that Clem Grottlesnot found in the Kmart loadin area. Be discriminators, taste wise, wees plan to tally up some score cards, based on key categories like fluidity, hang time, and degradatin behavins', an award to the most meritaining actress-type, our "Tiger Rod" award. Nanapeshmet Nod being the model. Time to hang my Tijuana Christmas lights. Draws a crowd, them illumified bared assed senorita in santy hats. Zonin' board always in a huff, no good bah humbug types.
- Tuna Lips said...
- Its like that Sixtel and Eggbert fellers. "Tuna Lips and Shoo Fly give 'Hairy Twatter' two Rods Up!"
Tuesday, December 08, 2009
Book Signing
I'm thinking of starting a policy of not publishing any comments that are sent by "Anonymous". If you don't have the balls to sign your name, you don't deserve to be published in a high class blog like this one. I don't even care if you come up with a fictitious name, I just will can you if you decide to call yourself "Anonymous".
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It pisses me off.... ok???? And I don't get pissed off that easy.
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Anyway...
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I took the time to attend the book signing of William Bulger's James Michael Curley book tonight at the Boston Public Library. Mr. Bulger looked very sharp and robust... like he could easily take on the phonies at the Boston Globe or the Mitt Romney gang tomorrow morning. He signed a couple of books that I will give out for Christmas presents. In one, he wished the recipient a "Merry Christmas" in Greek.
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I think that's why he aggravated the Liberal Elite so much. They wanted to finger him as a thug from South Boston, but there aren't too many thugs who can understand Greek and Latin fluently. He outsmarted them because he was smarter than them.
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Maybe guys like Billy Bulger and Tommy McGee are a dying breed. They were all about helping people and getting stuff done without kissing up to pseudo intellectuals in the media. Dukakis ran for President and ran the Massachusetts economy into the ground and Bulger and McGee were left to steady the ship with virtually no recognition.
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It's sad to see guys like this fade into the background.. But then again, the Boston Globe seems to be on its last legs too.
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It pisses me off.... ok???? And I don't get pissed off that easy.
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Anyway...
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I took the time to attend the book signing of William Bulger's James Michael Curley book tonight at the Boston Public Library. Mr. Bulger looked very sharp and robust... like he could easily take on the phonies at the Boston Globe or the Mitt Romney gang tomorrow morning. He signed a couple of books that I will give out for Christmas presents. In one, he wished the recipient a "Merry Christmas" in Greek.
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I think that's why he aggravated the Liberal Elite so much. They wanted to finger him as a thug from South Boston, but there aren't too many thugs who can understand Greek and Latin fluently. He outsmarted them because he was smarter than them.
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Maybe guys like Billy Bulger and Tommy McGee are a dying breed. They were all about helping people and getting stuff done without kissing up to pseudo intellectuals in the media. Dukakis ran for President and ran the Massachusetts economy into the ground and Bulger and McGee were left to steady the ship with virtually no recognition.
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It's sad to see guys like this fade into the background.. But then again, the Boston Globe seems to be on its last legs too.
- I told Katelyn to tell you to come over for our dinner party, I live a few blocks from the public library:(
Monday, December 07, 2009
Woods with Woody
Poor Tiger.
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Having sex with all of those Hot Babes.
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It must be terrible for him.
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If I were him, I'd just concentrate on my putter.... see if I can straigten out my drives with my woods.... so to speak.
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OK, cheap humor. But do you want me to keep blogging about Al Gore????? This Tiger thing will get tired soon, so we might as well have a little fun with it for awhile. I'm sure he'll find a way to console himself.
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My recommendation for Tiger is to get out and golf.. Swing the freaking club to remind people what you are really famous for. And keep your woody in the bag for the time being.
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Having sex with all of those Hot Babes.
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It must be terrible for him.
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If I were him, I'd just concentrate on my putter.... see if I can straigten out my drives with my woods.... so to speak.
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OK, cheap humor. But do you want me to keep blogging about Al Gore????? This Tiger thing will get tired soon, so we might as well have a little fun with it for awhile. I'm sure he'll find a way to console himself.
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My recommendation for Tiger is to get out and golf.. Swing the freaking club to remind people what you are really famous for. And keep your woody in the bag for the time being.
- Sound thinkin' there, Kemosabe. I'd also reccomdentate that he take into considerin' producin some dirty movin' picture shows. I got a rolerdecks of starvin' actresses lookin' for they break into the biz. Got a steady supply of crank to keep them on their toes and workin' cheap, too, i does. With his eye fer talent and my stable of phillies free of open sores, we could take Howleewood by storm!
- Poor Al Gore...Tiger is getting all the attention as more and more women come out of the 'Wood'work...This story has legs...lots and lots of legs...and apparently...lots and lots of breasts...Tiger you big Cheetah...David Letterman is on your side and waiting for your call...
Sunday, December 06, 2009
Fooling the People
Gore Lied about the Polar Bears... says that they are dying because of Global Warming when they are actually multiplying like rabbits... says he created the Internet. He'll obviously twist the facts to meet his agenda.
All he had to do was to carry the State of Tennesee to win enough electoral votes, but Thank God that his home state knew him well enough to vote him down or he would have been the President of the US.
And since we are involving the Lord in this post, God Bless the Academy that awards the Oscars and the Nobel Prize Committee. Definitely no Tenneseeans in those fine groups.
“You may fool all the people some of the time,
you can even fool some of the people all of the time,
but you cannot fool all of the people all the time.”
- Abraham Lincoln
You'll probably never catch me mentioning Gore and Lincoln in the same post again.
- I 'spects yer puttin' together an assessment of the troupe of harlots that this golfer feller has ravished. Shoot, at this rate, give it a coupla weeks, he'll be rankin' with some of the all time whoremasters, like Slick Willy and Wilt the Stilts. Amazin!
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