
Like Roger Clemens, I have never taken steroids or human growth hormone.
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My excess bulk can be traced to pizza, beer, cheeseburgers, and an overly sedentary lifestyle.
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I vigorously deny steroid use.
Sun 9/9/2007 | @ | Jets | 38-14 | W | |||||||
Sun 9/16/2007 | vs | Chargers | 38-14 | W | |||||||
Sun 9/23/2007 | vs | Bills | 38-7 | W | |||||||
Mon 10/1/2007 | @ | Bengals | 34-13 | W | |||||||
Sun 10/7/2007 | vs | Browns | 34-17 | W | |||||||
Sun 10/14/2007 | @ | Cowboys | 48-27 | W | |||||||
Sun 10/21/2007 | @ | Dolphins | 49-28 | W | |||||||
Sun 10/28/2007 | vs | Redskins | 52-7 | W | |||||||
Sun 11/4/2007 | @ | Colts | 24-20 | W | |||||||
Sun 11/11/2007 | vs | Bye | |||||||||
Sun 11/18/2007 | @ | Bills | 56-10 | W | |||||||
Sun 11/25/2007 | vs | Eagles | 31-28 | W | |||||||
Mon 12/3/2007 | @ | Ravens | 27-24 | W | |||||||
Sun 12/9/2007 | vs | Steelers | 34-13 | W | |||||||
Sun 12/16/2007 | vs | Jets | 20-10 | W | |||||||
Sun 12/23/2007 | vs | Dolphins | |||||||||
Sat 12/29/2007 | @ | Giants | |||||||||
The text in Latin is:
Confiteor Deo omnipotenti,
beatæ Mariæ semper Virgini,
beato Michæli Archangelo,
beato Ioanni Baptistæ,
sanctis Apostolis Petro et Paulo,
omnibus Sanctis, et vobis, fratres (et tibi pater),
quia peccavi
nimis cogitatione, verbo et opere:
mea culpa,
mea culpa,
mea maxima culpa.
Ideo precor beatam Mariam
semper Virginem,
beatum Michælem Archangelum,
beatum Ioannem Baptistam,
sanctos Apostolos Petrum et Paulum,
omnes Sanctos, et vos, fratres (et te, pater),
orare pro me ad Dominum Deum nostrum.
Amen.
This translates into English as:
I confess to Almighty God,
to blessed Mary ever Virgin,
to blessed Michael the Archangel,
to blessed John the Baptist,
to the holy Apostles Peter and Paul,
to all the Saints and to you, brothers (and to you Father),
that I have sinned exceedingly,
in thought, word and deed:
through my fault,
through my fault,
through my most grievous fault.
Therefore I beseech the blessed Mary,
ever Virgin,
blessed Michael the Archangel,
blessed John the Baptist,
the holy Apostles Peter and Paul,
all the Saints, and you, brothers (and you Father),
to pray to the Lord our God for me.
Amen.
More like Dorothy if you ask me, you big girl.
4:18 PM
Hey Anon.
Your freaking Toto Turd.
You'll get Dorothy where the Sun don't shine.
5:04 PM
And vice a versa with the pissin off, it seems. Shoot, you'r hackles is up, and here I thunked that the Christmas spirit was powerful in you. In all things, the chicken come home to roost. But fear not, for born unto you tomorrow night is a savior, who is Christ the Lord. Made a couple nickels off that line on local access cable back in Galveston. Love this country.