I know that some of you are pretty good practical jokers and like nothing more than to put one over on this MOAM.
So when I was out washing my truck on this sunny Marblehead Saturday morning, I experienced a slight jolt to my system when I got the pressure washer to the back of the F-150.
There are three categories of practical jokes in my MOAM book.
1. Category 1 - LOL... that is pretty funny.
2. Category 2 - Who the Phuck Did THAT!
3. Category 3 - Whoever PHUCKING DID THAT to me IS PHUCKING DEAD!!!!!
This one is kind of between Category 2 and 3.
I have carefully removed the offensive sticker and have sent it to the Crime Lab for a comprehensive DNA analysis and fingerprint examination.
I don't want to blame the wrong person for this slanderous action.
But I'm thinking.... Dale Johnson or Peter Crawford.
They are both low enough to do this and their DNA is probably easily attainable.
For those of you who get cheap chuckles from this kind of caper, please note that thousands of mentally challenged Peeps who live on every comment or gesture made by the MOAM could actually vote for the EVIL H if they saw this despicable sticker on my pristine F150.
This could tip the freaking election.