I don't exactly know how to disclose this.... it's a bit perplexing and rather embarrassing...
But I'm convinced that my Cat, Henry, is not feeling fulfilled within his feline pelt.
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He tries to bark, gnaws on bones, and always waits at the back door with a leash in his month looking for a walk in the park with me.
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Peeps....Henry wants to be a Dog, and claims that he never felt Feline even as a young kitten. I can see it in his eyes that he is yearning to assume his true identity.
What the Hell am I supposed to do???? Let him wallow though life totally juxtapositioned as a Dog in a Cat's body????
No Freaking way....
I've already started a number of Google searches looking for a Veterinarian who will start the arduous trans-species process of converting Henry to a Scottish Terrier.
There are rumors that they do this type of procedure in Denmark, and I will book a flight to Copenhagen in a nano-second if we can find a enlightened Vet who can help Henry realize his dream of liberation as a Canine.
Only then can he be truly free.
Thinking of renaming him Haigis.
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