Now that we have caught Whitey Bulger, I'm switching my priorities.
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It's time for the FBI to bring Sasquatch in. Yes... Bigfoot has been on the lam for quite some time now, with thousands of sitings.
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Should be easy. Sasquatch couldn't just hang around Santa Monica, strolling the beach and hitting the pubs and area restaurants. He hangs out in solitude... in the woods, mountains and swamps. The witness protection program rent must be way cheaper for Sasquatch than Whitey. That's why the FBI has allowed him to stay out there so long... just not a burden on the budget.
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But enough is enough.
~We want Bigfoot... and we want him now.
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